1.Animals of farthwood
An NTA2 channel 5 favourite 90s kids will remember.
Its about a group of forest creatures who are forced out of their homes by humans turning the forest into a mall or whatever, anyway
Wednesday 31 August 2016
MY TOP 5 MOST DEPRESSING CARTOONS
1.Animals of farthwood
An NTA2 channel 5 favourite 90s kids will remember.
Its about a group of forest creatures who are forced out of their homes by humans turning the forest into a mall or whatever, anyway
Tuesday 30 August 2016
#TALK TUESDAY
In all this hardship
In this striving times
In the buhari era
Lol...
What would you do if you find your kid doing this to your salary.....(see picture)
Monday 29 August 2016
PRESS RELEASE FROM FUNAAB STUDENTS' UNION
Articulate funaabites, the students' Union is glad to inform you all about the outcome of meeting with Ogun state commissioner of police concerning the lingering insecurity issue affecting students and what transpired on Thursday 18th August 2016
The following resolutions were made:
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Alright guys.
Been long I fixed y'all with something good..Don't mind me.. I'm a lazy son of a #####..Lol.
Anyways... I hope I'm forgiven...
Okay for MCM today...
I'll be having a colphys student.
This nigga, short but mighty. Lol..
He can talk for Africa... He's sense of humor goes "all the way up".
Sunday 28 August 2016
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Saturday 27 August 2016
WHY I BLEED
Good day guys, how do I put this. Ok, let me say it this way, am going to write something short so you all can read it I don't want anyone skipping to the end as it concerns all of us.
R/SHIP TALK: HOW DO I CARE FOR MY PARTNER?
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Friday 26 August 2016
KILL THE BOREDOM: FUNAABITES TAKE HEED and READ
So the university has been kind and generous enough to send us parking until God knows when and alot of people like me who hardly go out are going to be bored out of our mind.
We've never left music alone, but even songs on repeat gets boring...so lets find new fun. Well here's a list of things I do when am bored;
SEE WHAT ROBERT MUGABE SAID TO ZIMBABWES OLYMPIC TEAM
Zimbabwean President,Robert Mugabe has instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they arrive at the Harare International Airport
Wednesday 24 August 2016
FUNAAB Crisis Deepens As SSANU Shuts VC Lodge, Senate Building
The crisis rocking the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), Ogun State assumed a new dimension Wednesday as the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU) locked the residential lodge of the institution’s Vice Chancellor,
FUNAABSU DEMANDS FROM NPF; GIVES THEM A WEEK ULTIMATUM
OFFICIAL RELEASE!
Greatest Funaabites,the students uses this medium to communicate officially regarding steps we have taken so far, when we visited Mr Taiwo at UCH, his brother told us that they are not interested in any case with the Nigerian Police Force
SAVE FUNAAB! FROM WHAT?
Some dates are very significant in the hearts of people. For example, no American will ever forget September 11, 2001, no Ghanaian will ever forget March 6, 1957, just as no Brazilian will ever forget June 29, 1958, in the same mode, August 18 strikes a chord in the heart of every student of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, you know why? Because 18th August, 2016 spelled an end to the tremulous oppression from thieves and bandits.
Enough was enough! It was time to define our own luck, we were tired of being slaves to criminals. Funaabites came out in mass, to air their grievances towards the onslaught of thieves tormenting students in Isolu and it's environs. For several weeks, an armed robbery gang (reported to comprise of 7 men) had been terrorizing several students in their hostels. These bandits caused terrible harm and apart from stealing from students, reports have it that these robbers heavily loaded with several weapons and charms raped female students, who were always ashamed to narrate their ordeals because of the fear of stigmatisation. I can't phantom the kind of trauma, this torturous events will have on these girls.
Funaabites needed to stand up to this sardonic acts. We had two options, either to stand up and fight for ourselves or remain silent and keep been at the mercy of rogues. We stood up to chant songs of 'solidarity forever' and the rest is history.
My question now is, what exactly does Funaab need saving from? Is it from the thieves that have brought pain, torment and trepidation to the hearts of most Funaabites? Or from the Nigerian Police Force who not only denied that a police officer shot a Funaab student (Taiwo Abisoye) at close range during the protest but have also gone rogue by napping innocent students in the school environment. Or from the Student Union body whose leaders failed to effectively lead a protest. I honestly can't place my hands on what FUNAAB needs saving from.
But what I do know for certain is that FUNAAB needs saving from the school management who have failed to place the needs of the students above anything else. Security concerns emerged last semester emerged when robbers ravaged Camp, Isolu, Oluwo Keesin and Gate areas of Funaab (off Campus). The robbers caused debilitating effects in several lives yet the school management failed to nip this barbaric acts in the board. Does lives always have to be endangered before the school takes proactive steps. There would have been absolutely no need for the protest if the school management had been proactive enough to curb the excesses of the thieves.
Funaab needs saving from poor transport network. Everyday, we Funaabites jam pack ourselves in the Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta Bureau of Transportation vehicles popularly called MANCOT just to convey ourselves to school.
Funaab needs saving from inhumane academic conditions. For instance, hundreds of students receiving lectures in a hall that doesn't have the capacity and isn't conducive enough for learning.
Funaab needs saving from stringent policies that makes learning difficult for an average student. It's as if, the school management adores 'the lawn' than students in the school.
I stand to be corrected, the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta spent approximate 5 months for just one semester. Only God knows when we'll be through with second semester.
I will keep the hashtag trending. Let's #SaveFunaab, not only from the lies and treachery of the Nigerian Police Force but also from terrible and inhumane management.
Article written and compiled by;
Echatah Patrick Oyarekhua
#IRORUN_Lobade
NAUS SA on Media and Publicity
Cc
Adebukola Badmus Mikail
#MAO
NAUS National Director on Research and Information
FUNAABS SPORT COACH PASSES ON!!
With great sorrow in my heart, I announce to funaabites the death of Coach Victor aka Ojoro cancel,you were a mentor, problem solver and a father.
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FUNAAB SHUTS DOWN ITS GATE INDEFINITELY- by management
The university Management has extended the mid-semester break for second semester, 2015/2016 cademic session earlier declared from thursday sugust 18, 2016 till further notice.
Tuesday 23 August 2016
TOP TEN MOST PLAYED RADIO SONG (NIGERIA)
Tekno’s ‘Pana’ is now the number one most played song on Nigerian radio, according to Playdata.
YCEE OPENS UP ABOUT MUSIC, SCHOOL AND BOO
The Tinny Entertainment signee in an interview with Naij talks about balancing his studies and being a rapper.
SEE WHAT FUNAABSU PRESIDENT IS DOING WHILE HIS COMRADES FIGHT #SAVEFUNAAB
In a bid to support the students after our protest was hijacked by the police(whom I see as the hoodlums) who escalated the problems by shooting Taiwo.
Monday 22 August 2016
Sunday 21 August 2016
THE STAGED FUNAAB PROTEST THAT LEAD TO VIOLENCE : THE TRUTH AND CONDEMNED LIES
17th Aug.....
There was a robbery incident on Wednesday night at Adejoke Hostel, It's very close to the school gate. One of our students was matched on his head while the robbery was ongoing.The robbery cases have been occurring since the beginning of the 1st semester. These robbers were always armed and could raid up to 3hostels before the arrival of the policemen
Saturday 20 August 2016
A PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF FACIST MADNESS: FROM KUNLE ADEPEJU TO FUNAAB SHOOTINGS.
"stability, freedom, dignity... If I were to choose two from the three, I would remove stability" -own quote.
I have a conviction steming from history; that if an idea is not halted by popular demand, it will grow and empower the evil ones.
1971-
University of Ibadan (February 1), Kunle Adepeju was shot in the head by a trigger happy Police officer without giving warning signals before shooting. He died on the spot. He didn't commit any crime other than exercising his constitutional/democratic right to protest. He was trying to help another student who had been shot in the leg when the bullet hit his head. He died with all the resources wasted. Just like that. After this incidence a Commission of Inquiry headed by Justice Kazeem was constituted by General Yakubu Gowon (the then military Head of State). Part of the recommendation of the Commission was that life ammunition should not be used again to quel student protests. The Government in its comments rejected this and held that the use of fire-arms was fully justified in the circumstances even though it led to the death of Kunle Adepeju. Professor Lambo was asked to resign and that was all that happened. And it became clear the kind of world in which we live -among wicked people (who dominate the high places of this world).
However, it only started with Kunle Adepeju, it didn't end with him.
1978-
University of Lagos (Tuesday, April 18), Ojo Akintunde was shot in the leg and died on his way to the hospital. This led to worse confrontation between students and law enforcement agents in ABU, Zaria which resulted in the death of four people. The senseless killing of 5 students led to much hues and cries and the Military Government led by General Olusegun Obasanjo set up the Mohammed Commission of Inquiry to investigate the causes of the death. From investigation into the incidence facts revealed that three people were shot in the leg. But in absolving the Police the Government insisted that only one shot was fired. The question that begs for an answer since then is whether or not bullets are saucers that fly around that only one bullet will hit three people in the leg. Even though the Commission did it's job, the report never saw the light of the day. The Government only commented on it and that's all. Though the report repeated the Justice Kazeem Commission of Inquiry of 1971, the Government rejected it again. Another oppurtunity to infuse sanity into the Nigerian Police Force was missed. Two incidences, two Commissions of Inquiry but that was not the end.
1981-
Two people were killed -a student and a non student. For months students had protested against the bad condition of the University's cafeteria and the next thing was to call the Anti Riot Police who shot a student but the students, reportedly, retaliated and also killed a Police officer who was part of the band of hoodlums in Police uniforms.
1986-
ABU Zaria (Thursday, May 22), students had protested against the "unjust" punishment of the SU President, Mathias Yohanna and the PRO had been punished by expulsion and rustication respectively by the naturally born sadist Prof Ango Abdullahi who was the VC through the Senate. The VC invited Anti Riot Police officers to quell the peaceful protest. Several students were either killed or wounded. As the Academic Staff Union of Universities, (ASUU) ABU branch later wrote:
"What happened on the Main Campus was not a confrontation between rioting students and the police, but an attack on a peaceful and largely unsuspecting students by a brutal police force with students running away to escape being shot, tear-gassed or beaten mercilessly."
The VC would later comment on NTA Network News on Sunday, 5 May 1986, while smiling, he said "only four died... All is calm now." A provocative statement from a member of the global academia. History revealed to us that Ango Abdullahi is one of the most remarkably irresponsible persons in the world. It was like students were ants to him. The Military Government under General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, after a series of hostile reactions from other students around Nigeria and call for a high powered Commission of Inquiry, constituted the Abisoye Panel. The panel was headed by Retired Major-General Emmanuel Abisoye as chairman. Nothing happened. The first, the second and the third. Only that the VC was asked to resign.
1987-2016
(April 25, 1987) Knowing that the Military Government was fond of deceiving the people, University of Ibadan students trouped out in a peaceful demonstration and forced the Government to recind from its attempt to implement the report of Akanbi Panel. The report had recommended that students activists should be expelled..
In 2016 alone more than 10 students have been killed by State induced means. Port Harcourt, Polytechnic Ibadan and now The Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta. For years, students of FUNAAB have been suffering from lack of halls of residence to accommodate students. Before the Students' Union of the school was proscribed, there were pleas that the Federal Government should intervene in the situation but we all know is that the Government doesn't understand the language of pleas. The SU President then led the students out on a peaceful rally to call the attention of the Federal Government to the situation of the school. In lieu of the proper response to the situation of the University, partisan politics set in and the Students' Union was proscribed for a long period. Recently, the lives of students have been endangered by incessant armed robbery. Not living on campus had exposed the lives of about 80 percent of the students to danger. The VC has been reportedly negligent of his duties. Students, now finding themselves between the devil and the sea, responded angrily. Men of the Nigerian Police Force attacked the reportedly harmless students with life ammunition killing one. As reported, the VC has been nabbed by the EFCC Police Unit.
THE ISSUES (in no particular order).
>For about 46 years the recommendation of the Justice Kazeem Commission of Inquiry has been consistently confirming that the use of fire-arms during student protests should stop. Nothing has justified, justifies and will ever justify the killing of students exercising their rights as human beings by protesting -howbeit poorly planned it is. It is just too gruesome and unacceptable. I do read about much more violent student protests in advanced capitalist countries including Great Britain. This is the manifestation of a legacy of tyranny left us by military rule.
>The case of the use of fire-arms during the quelling of protests should be dealt with without repentance. We fought to have democracy and we must enjoy it to the fullest. We now vote to have leaders and as such the government does not have the right to impose "what it thinks" on us. Policies must be derived from the people.
>The Federal Government (through the National Assembly) must enact the 46 year-old recommendation that fire-arms should not be used to disperse protests.
>The moribund National Association of Nigerian Students must be compelled to make a public statement denouncing the barbaric act.
>Component units of the National Association of Nigerian Students such as the University of Ibadan Students' Union should call for a Senate meeting and make a report that will contain the mandate to implement the report of the Justice Kazeem Commission of Inquiry -in a more modern way if found to be too old.
>Students' Union Presidents around Nigeria must see this as the utmost of their duties to students under their leadership -protection of their constitutional/democratic rights.
>The VC of the University in question must be charged to court and imprisoned for his financial crimes -if any is found.
>The Education Trust Fund (ETF) must build new halls of residence in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions or the Ministry of Education should convert them to National Open Universities operating distant learning programs if the job will be too heavy in terms of finance.
>The Governor of Ogun State should pay a courtesy visit to the family of the bereaved and proportional compensation must be paid to them.
>The wounded student should be given the adequate treatment for free and must be compensated.
>The Nigerian Police Force must apologize for the misdeed.
>26 per cent of the Nigerian annual budget must, according to UNESCO recommendation, be spent on the revival of education in Nigeria.
>We better take this issue seriously as if our lives depend on it... It does anyway. Why? When bullets fly around, it doesn't look for the innocent.
By Ojo Aderemi,
Member, University of Ibadan Students' Union
Friday 19 August 2016
DETAINED FUNAAB VICTIM AND WITNESS REPORTER DISCUSS ON DETENTION
Victim: I just got released from the court
It was scary wen we all got to prison
Buh thank God we back home
Victim: Not all came back
Victim: Some stuck
Witness: Stuck ???
Witness: Like how many of you were released
Witness: What happened at the court?
Victim: 100k Bail
Over 25K fine
Victim: Not all could afford the bills
Victim: Over 60 students & non students shared a cell room yesterday
We could barely breath or sleep
Woke us all up in the midnight to search us
Witness: Hope there was no beating of any kind
Victim: Slaps was for free
Victim: You think they care bout who you are?
Victim: We got arrested and almost convicted without a prove
Victim: And when they heard who my parent are, they collected & switched off my phone as soon as possible
Victim: Someone smuggled his phone in
Victim: We all used the phone
Victim: A guy bought airtime from his bank account
SOURCE: DELIGHT MEDIA HOUSE
FUNAABSRA STATEMENT ON FUNAAB STUDENT COURT HEARING
The struggle for the release of our students started late last night with calls made to different quarters for assistance.
While we were still in talks with other senior comrades across the nation, in the wee hours of today Friday 19/8/2016, we got a call that the students wld be charged to court in few hours.
Tension was raised as our heartbeats could be heard from a distance. We couldn't think straight; yet, we knew we had d singular task of bringing back our students.
Then d court hearing started & d S.A to Ogun state Governor, Mr. Clement, NANS OGUN JCC chairman, Comr. Zamora, NANS National Senate president Aspirant, Comr. Adeyemi, Leader Tee Money & a host of others were in the court room.
Fortunately, d judge gave us the leverage to release the students on the basis that they would meet up with
1. 2 shortee each
2. Property worth #100,000
Then the race began; we had just 3 hours to d deadline.
We did our best with the assistance of the parents present.
*In all, we secured the release of The Deputy speaker, the Clerk & 15 other students.*
*Note: we couldn't secure the release of everybody as we lacked funds & time.*
It is @ this point in time that I would like to appreciate God almighty for his intervention.
Also I appreciate the presence of S.A to Gov Amosun (Mr. Clement), NANS OGUN JCC Chairman (Comr. Zamora), NANS NATIONAL SENATE PRESIDENT ASPIRANT (Comr. Amoo Azeez Adeyemi), All the parents that were on ground for their moral n financial support, Comr.Teesax, Hon Olamide. (Deputy Clerk), Hon Toheeb, Hon Chuks, All parliamentarians, Dogged FUNAABITES, all media house for the awesome role played, Everybody that helped on Facebook, twitter, n everyday social platform.
I say God bless u all.
A lot still needs to be done as we still have our students in jail.
Thanks.
Hon. Chuks on behalf of the SRA.
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PRESS STATEMENT: FUNAAB PROTEST, NO LIFE LOST.
It is unfortunate to announce to the public of the evil that transpired in the gateway state today, in the Obantoko/Osiele axis where students of Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta were demoralised in the course of having their protest which later result to violence and attack on the Men of the Nigerian Police .
The protest started peacefully under the guidance of the Student Union President of Funaabsu, and ably monitored by the NANS JCC Chairman, who is also a student of the university until it was hijacked by hoodlums and led to violence.
We commend the students bravery in demonstrating their grievances but for future sake, urge them to follow appropriate produces and desist any form of violence that might not face save articulate students unionism, their institution, and the State at large, because we are envied nationally for maintaining a peaceful society.
And I am glad to inform everyone that no life was lost as early circulated by some quarters. Taiwo Abisoye of Forestry and Wildlife Department in the university who was injured during the protest his now responding to treatment. And currently, his been transferred to UCH Ibadan for proper medical attention.
In lieu, I urge all and sundry to stealth sword and maintain peace while we sort and promise to bring the perpetrators to book, to avoid future situation.
Meanwhile, proper talk is on going with the Nigeria Police Force on the detained students and how to ensure adequate security measures within and outside the institution community.
It is important to state clearly that His Excellency, Senator Ibikunle Amosun Fca, Con , administration will not condole any act of violecence, breach of public peace and theft in the state. Ogun State is not an hideout for criminals irrespective of situation.
Thank You for Your Concern.
Comrade Olusegun Clement,
Special Assistant on Students Affairs,
Ogun State Government,
Abeokuta
Thursday 18 August 2016
Press Release From The University Management
• FUNAAB Declares Mid-Semester Break
The Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), has declared a 7-day mid-semester break for the Second Semester.
• FUNAAB has partnered with
the Ogun State Commissioner of Police and the Director, State Security Service (SSS), to uphold safety of lives and property of staff and students living within the school environs, following Armed Robbery reports received by students residing in Isolu, a community situated close to the University, which is highly populated by staff and students of FUNAAB.
• To this end, the University’s Security Team, in collaboration with the Divisional Police Officers (DPOs) from Odeda and Obantoko areas, both in Abeokuta, Ogun State, often take turns, on a daily basis, to patrol the University environs at night.
• Towards ensuring that all students reside within the University
campus, provision of accommodation is also on the the front-burner of the University. Aside the existing campus hostels which the University had been able to build within its limited resources.
• Additionally, the University Management has directed that all lectures do not exceed 6pm daily..
• Meanwhile, attention has been drawn to reports on the invitation
extended to some Principal Officers of the University by the Economic
and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). As public officers as well as
responsible and law abiding citizens, the Vice-Chancellor, Professor
Olusola Oyewole and the Bursar, Mr. Moses Ilesanmi, have since honored
the invitation by the anti-graft agency, to make clarifications on
issues bordering on the administration of the University.
Source: Emi’ Alawode (Mrs.)
Head, Directorate of Public Relations (DPR),
Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta ( FUNAAB )
This is just a summary, read full Press release here ---> http://bit.ly/2aZNzmn
STORY SO FAR (PICTURES)
Eye witness pictures from our sources around the protest scenes.. Nothing needeth be said...the picture story tells it all. Funaab would never forget today...................
Wednesday 17 August 2016
FUNAABITES PROTEST AGAINST INCESSANT ROBBERY CASES ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
In the early hours of this morning reports stated that another robbery attack was unleashed at gate. It was also stated that valuables carted away with were just as much as those taken about 3 days ago.
EFCC Questions FUNAAB VC and BURSAR
.
The Vice-Chancellor of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Olusola Oyewole, has been invited for questioning by the anti-graft commission, EFCC.
Tuesday 16 August 2016
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Monday 15 August 2016
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PRESS RELEASE FROM FUNAABSU
Fellow funaabites, the Students' Union is using this conduit to inform funaabites of our observations on some issues affecting students especially those staying off-campus.
First, we have gathered information that a robbery incident happened at gate yesterday where the robbers are armed and they carted away many valuables from students, sequel to this we advise funaabites to remain calm and be suspicious as we have addressed the issue to the appropriate quarters.
Second, we are using this medium to inform students who use cooking gas, please be conscious as the university health center, as at today, received another student who got her face burnt due to explosion of cooking gas.
Last but very important, we once again plead funaabites to pay the students' Union stipulated TRANSPORT FARE RATE as the students Union executives cannot do this alone ,your cooperation can let us fight this EXTORTION to the finish
Enjoy your new week
Aluta continua ... Victoria ascerta
Signed:
Com. Olaotan Lawal AKA LEO
FUNAABSU PRO
TEAM REDEMPTION Led by Com. Denco
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TEARS OF A LIFETIME #2
Jide said “Riri, stop crying. It’s alright. I’m
always here for you. You saved me, Riri.” I just
couldn’t believe my ears. By that time, I had
wrestled out of Jide’s arms “Jide, I’m
pregnant?
always here for you. You saved me, Riri.” I just
couldn’t believe my ears. By that time, I had
wrestled out of Jide’s arms “Jide, I’m
pregnant?
Sunday 14 August 2016
FUNAABS ARTISTS CRY OUT!!!
The popular and well known kiss daniel who graduated from Funaab few years back was a nobody during his 5 years of study in Funaab but guys please just take a look at him now he
Friday 12 August 2016
FUNAABSU @25
Heads up funaabites!
(Funaabsu@25)
Funaabites, what we have all been waiting for is here now!
THE GREASY HANDS
She got pissed cos I've got engine oil on my hands,
And she refused to take it,
She said "don't you feel ashamed,
Why can't you hide it?"
Wednesday 10 August 2016
TRENDING FASHION GEARS IN FUNAAB
FUNAABites as compared with recent years have taken a nose dive into the social world, and its impact has been felt off and on campus.
Today we bring you the trendy fashion gears funaabites rock every other day....
1).Flannel: You might have come across this shirt before and had no idea what it is called. Flannel laid-back shirt is currently having a moment on the Funaab fashion scene . This button down shirt is versatile and can be worn in a number of different ways. A great way to rock your flannel is to wear it with a casual pair of jeans. Depending on how you want to look, you can wear your shirt buttoned up or left unbuttoned. You can also wear it over a gown as a jacket by pairing it with gladiator or wedge shoes to give it an edgy look. You can also tie it around your waist to give you a hippie flannel shirt look. The key to pulling off this look is to add a basic neutral coloured top and jeans(preferably blue) to tone the outfit down
2). Double denim: This trend has been around for decades and is currently being embraced by funaabites. When done right, it can look amazing. The trick for getting denim on denim right is all in the pieces you choose. When it comes to double denim, less isn't more in my own opinion. The basic rule is to make that the washes and colour are completely different from each other.
(Photo credit: ig @posh_itee)
This means pairing a light washed blue denim jacket or shirt with dark blue, black or grey jeans. You also want to make sure that your pieces fit you perfectly. Pairing together a really baggy pair of jeans and an ill fitting shirt is not a good look. The key here is making sure your jeans are slim or skinny and your shirt, jacket or vest is fitted.
3). White jeans: The thing with white jeans is that they are tricky to wear. They are not flattering at times and you have to watch where you are sitting. It can be worn with stripes, denim jacket and a little pop of colour. Polka dot and a pop of red striped button down shirt and flats. Long coats, flowy tops, and stylish sandals and also black lace top with sandals or flats.
4). Sweatshirt : Rolling into class with a slept in hoodie won't win you the award for most stylish girl in school, but that doesn't mean loungewear is totally Off-limits for daytime. This stylish sweats have gotten a sophisticated upgrade,making then as chic as they are comfy. Pair a sweatshirt with a leather skirt and sneakers for a sporty look, you can pair by wearing with a pencil skirt and flats.
5). High waisted trousers: Take your plaid, lumberjack shirt, long-sleeve tops and favourite tee and tuck them into your high waisted pants(styling trick:after tucking in your top or buttoning your pants over it, raise your arms over your head. Doing so will pull out just the right amount of fabric and give you the perfect blouson at the waist ).
(Photo credit IG@lovelyn_vin)
Avoid overly blouse tops, wear with crop top, wear with long jacket, avoid short bulky jackets, wear in a flared style, avoid overly flared legs, wear your correct size, avoid ill fitting high waisted pants and also wear the correct hem length.6). Vintage shirt : Vintage shirt gives you a nostalgic and retro feel.
(Photo credit IG@lovelyn_vin)
7). High low gowns: This is a very versatile trend but can be tricky to wear. When going with mixed patterns, try to keep the accessories to a minimum : tiny earrings, a simple wristwatch - things that don't run the risk of becoming overwhelming
So don't complain about not getting trendy ever again!!!! You have all you need, just merge them well and you'll look amazing in your own way.
Compiled by IG @celna_Francis
Tuesday 9 August 2016
DON'T MISS FUNAABSU@25 (for free)
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Our dearest FUNAABITES as we all know our Students Union will be
25 this week.
Part of the events organised for FUNAABITES is the commencement lecture
which is scheduled to hold tomorrow at JAO...
COM. AY WELFARE GETS HUMILATED AT THE SCHOOLS HOSTEL
"Welfare Ole (thief), Ay Ole (thief)"
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Sunday, August 7th, 2016 is a night AY Welfare will never forget in his lifetime as he was abashed by hostelites. Ay Welfare went to the umar kabir hall in order to address the issue of light in the hostel. On getting there, he was humiliated by the inhabitants of the hostel,he was soaked in water
FUNAABSU AWARDS CATEGORY LIST FOR NOMINEES
FUNAABSU Awards Categories and Call for Nominations.
This is is the categories for nominations for the Funaabsu Awards 2016 and an official call for nominations for the above listed categories.
Monday 8 August 2016
REVIEW: SUG SUPER4 BASKETBALL LEAGUE
TEARS FOR A LIFETIME #1
I must’ve slept off. I felt someone tapping me
softly and calling my name. It was Jide. He
asked to lay with me so I made space for him.
After we had cuddled up nicely, I asked “Jide,
what happened with Aunty Toyosi?
softly and calling my name. It was Jide. He
asked to lay with me so I made space for him.
After we had cuddled up nicely, I asked “Jide,
what happened with Aunty Toyosi?
Sunday 7 August 2016
A CRY OUT FROM A VICTIM OF THE FAILS OF THE FUNAABSUG
"50,000 Naira my butt!! Just like we were promised last year. What was I given? AN ELECTRIC KETTLE. It has even spoilt sef. 'We'll get back to you' was what i heard for weeks, till I spoke with a current SUG official bout it, and all I heard was 'let it pass'. It's very unfair. I will not let it pass, this is injustice. And the fact that people would still be deceived this year, burns me. Our SUG is the worst. And doesn't matter who's tenure it was, SUG is still SUG. To all those who dream of being a Funaabsu Idol, don't expect money, coz it's something our SUG is very bad with. And to all those who think we enjoyed the prize money, WE WEREN'T PAID. All these cheating in Nigeria sef... How would we move forward, when so called leaders of tomorrow can't be responsible and reasonable enough to do what is right. When you start something, you finish it! Doesn't matter who's tenure it is or was, SUG is SUG! It's FUNAABSU IDOLS... FUNAAB STUDENT UNION IDOLS, NOT FUNAAB OLAOLA IDOLS. Coz obviously, that's what ya'll think... 'It wasn't my tenure'. Rubbish. God is watching you. Please re-broadcast and save hopes from getting crushed."
- Silver Irukwu (IG: @seelvateria)
- Silver Irukwu (IG: @seelvateria)
Saturday 6 August 2016
FUNAAB; FROM WHITE AND BLACK TO COLOURED
Couple of years ago the social life of students IN_FUNAAB would have been described as 0%, okay let me exaggerate a little, 0.1%, and well even tho it's still below average in the last four years
Friday 5 August 2016
In_FUNAAB PHOTOCON WINNER'S PHOTO SESSION
First, We'd love to say a very big thank you to all who participated and supported in the recently concluded #InFunaabPhotocon. We appreciate you a lot for all the love and we say we love you all too.
- In_Funaab Blog Crew.
THOUGHTS STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART #2
I guess I am just too good a liar and that is why you never know that,
When I say I hate you, I mean I love you,
When I say I don't believe in love,
Wednesday 3 August 2016
MY #WCW
I love cakes... I love the icing sugar on it... The whole decoration thing on it...
I don't really bother myself with the details of how a baker would make a cake look exactly like mickey mouse....
Okay... You might be wondering why I'm talking about cakesToday
Today being a Wednesday... Y'all know how we run things...
Woman crush Wednesday...
Alright!.....
She's beautiful... She's smart.. She's outgoing....
Tuesday 2 August 2016
UPDATES FROM THE SUG FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT
• The SUG Cup kicked of two weeks ago
•four teams qualified from each group
GROUP A;Colamrud B,Colfhec A,Colbios B,Coleng B
GROUP B;Colplant B,Colamrud A,Colmas A, Colphys A
GROUP C;Colplant A,Colanim A,Colerm A,Colphys B
GROUP D;
Colanim B,Colbios A,Colerm B, coleng A
• The turnup of fans as been below par
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