CLOTHING CULTURE

So I have got a lot of things I need to figure out about dressing and I probably have 0 dressing sense, well that's what you all say but I have some bothers have you ever wondered why u can't wear our traditional clothing on a Monday or  Tuesday or any other day aside from the weekend and Friday, i tried this myself and well i got loads of opinions bout my dressing most of which was that i shouldnt be wearing it on a Monday and this got me thinking because i see no reason that has to be a rule

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Poor health situation in OAU

Over the past few days, many students of Obafemi Awolowo University have been in a poor state of health.

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Hell_On_Earth

Hell on Earth!

Help!!!…. The world is turning into a bakery or an oven for that matter, in short this is hell on earth. I'm sure a lot of you will be wondering what I mean by this.

Most funaabites resumed the 2015/16 session looking fresh and all, after four weeks of life under this Abeokuta sun, I'm sure that fine boy or fine girl look you brought from home is now looking like a burnt cake

For most guys with the "afaridan" haircut, that is the extreme form of lowcut just that there's no strand of hair left on the head will b regretting the decision they made for opting to get that haircut, remember then in physics when we were taught about rays, I'm sure the sun rays will have the highest penetrating power, kinda like it'll penetrate many millimeters of your skull... lol. 

So I imagine the quantum physics that'll be going on the guy  without a strand of hair on his head to try reduce the penetration of the sun rays, I'm sure there'll be a lot of baked brains moving around now. Think of it like a real life zombie movie happening in Funaab, kinda like world war Z. Baked brains everywhere.For the fact that the sun knows it's the hottest thing in the entire galaxy, yet it still wants to show off, "Egbon Sun which levels Na?"

I can't even get to enjoy my sleep in the afternoon, even if I do get to sleep off, I wake up looking like I took a bath in the spirit realm, only this time I wake up to meet the water on my Body. Moving around from lecture hall to lecture hall is now dreadful, imagine moving from colvet auditorium to yakub, then back to jao and back to Anenih for lectures, all under the scorching sun. With my already baked brain I'll sit in the lecture hall looking at the lecturer whereas my mind is somewhere in wonderland taking a refreshing shower in some fancy bathroom that only exists in my mind.

Now, getting home after a long day under the sun, then you decide to take a shower, only for you to open the tap onto your head, your head starts to emit steam like you just poured water on a hot iron, or like you just carried out a neutralization reaction with an acid and base, just that your head is now the conical flask, think of how hot your head gets, remember CHM191 right?..imagine!.. Lol.

Can someone out there please help tell God to reduce the heat level from "Fiery furnace" to "cool".... 

I leave you all with a letter from a "roasted Nigerian".

And also to our newest addition "OlaMeeday aka Smallie" and "Ajayi Olubiyi"....*raises champagne cups and makes a toast*... Thanks for being part of our team..

Most importantly Funaabites make sure y'all have a wonderful weekend... 

#Jeff_Breezy

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VIRTUE

In Patience we wait. Regardless of the
situation you are in at the moment; forget the sorrows and
painful things you have gone through. Do not remember the
things of the past anymore but never forget the details.

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FASHION TREND 2016:RIPPED JEANS

Once upon a time, a defiant little rip in the fabric across the
knee
signalled rebellion; a punk spirit in the fashion atmosphere.

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University of ibadan expelled 97 studenst for poor performance

The University of Ibadan has expelled 97 students for extremely poor performance in their academics. PUNCH reports that the students failed to achieve the minimum requirement at the end of the 2015/16 academic session.

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THE DREADED

"You've lost it"
"OooHhh, look at them, they've slept off"
 Words from the university's (FUNAAB) most dreaded lecturer, Prof. A.A Agboola, he is a lecturer of Mathematic's, but still the name strikes fear even in COLMAS (college of management science) students.
 If you've seen him( Prof.Agboola) on shoe's before, then you must be one of the lucky one's, his sandals and leather slippers have this forever fitting looks to all of his wide flowing trousers, the size of his trousers  match well with his shirts, so mathematically, his dress code is balanced.

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LONELINESS

You don't know who got you until you all
alone, till you feel the breeze talking to you,because that's the only voice around you, except for the voice in your head, and then you feel yourself drown in the deep abyss that surround's you. It's then you remember how loud your friend's voices were, how loneliness was cast aside by you, letting it suffer, even loneliness feels lonely from time to time. Hating the fact that we have friend's, the feeling wants us for itself, but we never want it, but when life hit's us, we have no choice but to let ourselves feel lonely.

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HOPE

I know I'm not perfect
I'll never be.
My life isn't a bed of roses,
There are thorns in it.
But that won't stop me from giving my all,
Aiming for the top and trying to be the best.
Cos after all, hope is what brought us this far.

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PLEASE BREAK MY HEART

Searching for love I never find,
Wooing a heart they never had,
Thinking of it all just makes me sad,
No love,no loss , no hurt - that would be rad.

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LIFE'S SIMPLICITY

Life is simple, we all know the basic rules to live a healthy and simple rich life. But following those basic rules is what makes it hard, because the easiest things are best said than done.
The hustle and bustle of our everyday life helps us to forget how simple life is, or how simple life can be, or better still, how simple we can make life be.

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DARE(2)

Hi, do you mind if I talk to you?
She looked up at me, smiled then said ' no problem '

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UPDATES: FRESHER'S WEEK POSTPONED

From the office of the social director, FUNAABSU.

Postponement of the Funaabsu Freshers Orientation Week + Funaabsu Concert.

We hereby use this medium to officially announce to our fellow Funaabites that the Funaabsu Freshers Orientation Week & Funaabsu Concert earlier slated to hold between Feb 22nd - Feb 26th has been postponed due to some new developments... a new date will be communicated to all Funaabites in few days time...
We sincerely apologise for any inconveniences caused.

Signed:
Brymoor
(SOCIAL DIRECTOR, FUNAABSU)

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BREAKING NEWS:EMBARGO ON ELECTRIC COOKER'S

Greatest FUNAABites!
Greatest Hall residents!

The University Management and the Students Affairs Division of the school have "prohibited the use of electric cooker/electric stove and other unserviceable electrical appliances in the hostels".

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MEMORIES

Memories of the past, tears well up about to be shed,hateful words said, truth left untold. If you'd only said "no" and spared me the heartbreak,

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FUNAAB AFTER 4 WEEKS

It's been 4 weeks since resumption and  the start of the sessions hustle and bustle, fresher's are finally beginning to settle down and staylite's having resumed are trying to fit back into the school's life, after the what seemed like a forever holiday. So I want to discuss a few things I have observed so far.

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GET OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE

The friend zone, in popular culture, refers to a platonic
relationship wherein one person wishes to enter into a
romantic or sexual relationship, while the other does not. It is generally considered to be an undesirable or
dreaded situation by the lovelorn person

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BASIC WARDROBE ESSENTIAL'S

Funaabites are starting to take a nose dive into fashion, and its one thing to admire and its another thing to be admired, if you want to be admired, here are some basic fashion tips to build an outfit, basic fashion staples are needed, this might just help you;

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UPDATE ; SUG REVERT DUE'S (FUNAAB)

Being The Resolutions of  FUNAABSU Student Representative Assembly at the inaugural sitting held on Wednesday 17th Feburary, 2016:

1. A letter of apology  should be written through the General to the House.
 2. The annual due increment should be reverted i.e all FUNAABITES should pay the usual #300 for stalites and #500 for freshers.
3. All committees constituted by the SSRC should be dissolved and the SSRC should go through the right procedure of setting up any committee, and also all expenses by the committee should be refunded to the union's account.
4. All increased payment should be refunded back to students i.e those that paid the #500 and #800 should be given back their money.

Signed: HON. VITU MOSES (Clerk of the House).
08060269795

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UPROAR AT THE MANCOT PARK TODAY!!!!

Its not the first time it's happening, and it definitely wouldn't be the last time until somebody stands up to them, but I think if we all wait for somebody,

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THE CODE

The world is ever evolving and as we (man) are wired, we evolve with it. However, there are some things which we should always bear in mind! I like to call it 'THE CODE OF COMMON SENSE'. Although most of the stuff I'd be talking about briefly here might have been said time and time again, but it would not hurt to hear it and remind yourself of it one more time.

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FASHION TREND; BASEBALL CAPS

Dad hats, curved brims, polo caps, whatever you want to call them – the
humble baseball cap made a huge comeback this year, appearing on the
heads of rappers and influencers alike, banishing the snapback and 5-
panel to streetwear’s dustbin in the process.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE !!!!!!!!

Can you believe?

Can you believe?
Can you believe?
Yet again, Can you believe?

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EVERYDAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY

I'm not one who does holidays up big. Some people may
enjoy making a big deal out of Memorial Day, New Year's
Eve, and even June 12, but not me.

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LAST NIGHT AT THE CINEMA

At imagine cinema's....................
After I let myself in, it was the valentine edition,I had to go in with a girl, it wasn't a must, but I just had to, 'you know now' , to just catch that feel. Asides me going with her, I was with the gang as usual, doing you know, what the gang does best.

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WHAT DO YOU SEE

How do you see yourself in life? It takes you alone to decide what you want to see. Individuals are the direct object of what they see but how far or near do you see, how small or big do you see. In life, the most successful people are the best seers.

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TRENDY MEN'S BEARD STYLES 2016

When it feels like growing the beard! This time I want to show you some of the best beard styles to try on this 2016 year. If you feel yourself quite young, but you are already 18-30, then you better try to grow some hair. This look will surely transform any guy into a hipster, caveman or real man. You have to keep in mind one crucial thing:

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ZONE HERE

Sitted in class,but my minds elsewhere.Still on earth but I wish I was somewhere better,somewhere,where I knew no one,but they all knew me,somewhere not here.

  Because here is crowdy,here is MP01 in FUNAAB,here is a lecture hall,here is where the Computer

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VENTING

8am,and I am on my way to class already,the struggle for public transport at isolu is on its own discouraging,it makes me just want to go back home,morning classes have always annoyed me but since I don't have a choice,I have to attend it.

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THE DARE

 When guys gather together, they talk about a whole lot of things ranging from girls to cars to sport to school and back to girls and then end it with the talk of girls.That don't mean they flirts, its just normal to talk about the things that catch your eyes.....and to guys, the opposite sex is a topic we cant just seem to finish.
About the other day at Funaab's farm mart,

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OYA DAB

#‎OYADAB‬ has become a trend on Nigerian social sites,most of us dont even know how to DAB,but we know we gotta cover our faces with our elbows and thats all...before you go about thinking YCEE,the Jagaban crooner started the DAB dance..lemme shed some light on it for you..and not to worry the dance has nothing attached,because we all the get the prompts that illuminati is involved....
OYA LETS DAB into the dance's history
This dance originated over the summer in Atlanta with
rap group Migos, and it caught on when Future and
producer Metro Boomin’ were seen dabbing.
The dance is pretty simple; one leans in to their elbow
like they’re sneezing. That’s it, literally. You’ve dabbed
before.

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TOP 3 FUNAAB ARTISTS IN 2015

NO ONE:AJANAKU
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Need I say anything about this person?
Need I write something??
Need I tell you why he is number 1???
Need I????
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Satiramoni 10/10
Jonzing freestyle 11/10
Pain cover 12/10
I'm here(my best song from him) 20/10

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TOP 3 FUNAAB ARTISTS OF 2015.

NO.TWO:ZIMBIAT
If oberz is funaab's brymo with his kind of lyrics then we could actually say that funaab's chidinma comes in form of the beautiful "m.i statured" zimbiat though we cannot say the same about their vocal strength except for how tall they both are kiki emoticon kiki emoticon.

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TOP 3 FUNAAB ARTISTS OF 2015.

Hi funaabites,the year 2015 in the land of funaab for artistes has been a revelation to the music industry,after the huge success kiss daniel an ex-funaabite recorded from 2014 till date,the outside world started noticing the talents in our great school and up-coming artistes got inspiration to put in more work and win over fans all over the country for their music,as the year 2015 comes to an end,we believe next year would even be better as we try to put funaab out there as a social school. So in this respect we are looking forward to a great 2016 for all of us as we take a look at the TOP 3 FUNAAB ARTISTS OF 2015.
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NO.THREE:OBERZ
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After the I heard the party rocking and up-tempo beat song "dance along",I knew this guy was on his way to fame with a sweet voice and a song that gives a meaning to his fans with good lyrical contents,later on in 2015 he released the cover of vulindlela a song originally performed by south african legend Brenda Fassie,he took the song and made its his own by giving it a Nigerian feel with good lyrics that only oberz can dish out.

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