Reaching Out From FUNAAB to The World

Monday 26 December 2016

PERSONALITY PROFILE



Okay people its been a while, I do trust our exams went well as planned.
I must say congratulations to you all cause we've moved to the next level and on that note I specially will want to congratulate our finalists; 4 years, 5 years, even 6 years are "not beans."

Our personality of the week is of course a wonderful entrepreneur who has inspired many, well I would  also say he is also the ladies man, lol. He just recently graduated from the
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Tuesday 29 November 2016

ADs: JAIY'S ADVERTISEMENT LIST POLICIES (T&Cs)

Good beautiful and blissful day to you all.
About 3 weeks ago, I opened two groups for advertisement called Jaiy's Funaab and General BC lists.

They were inspired by the hypeman services given to brands and entrepreneurs, for advertising products & services and for news and blog (one link) updates, with no group conversations but personal inbox messaging is allowed of course.


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Friday 25 November 2016

THE WOMAN THEORY (Part 1)

#BasedOnATrueStory
#LiveAndLifeConvos
#BOATS #LALC
At the end of this, I would love to have a feminist view or say of this, please share it, like it and comment as well.
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Monday 14 November 2016

UPDATES FROM THE SSANU PROTEST IN FUNAAB

SSANU protest which took place  earlier today at cele junction isolu,the reason being the case of corruption and fraud against pro-chancellor,senator ogunlewe,professor oyewole and some members of the governing council investigated at the EFCC and for the sack of 23 SSANU members
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Saturday 12 November 2016

FUNAAB SACKS 23 STAFFS OVER FESTERING INTERNAL CRISIS





The crisis at the Federal University of  Agriculture (FUNAAB), Abeokuta, Ogun State, have worsened as its Governing Council allegedly sacked 18 staff of the university.
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Friday 11 November 2016

NEW ACADEMIC CALENDAR

New Academic Calendar for 2015/2016 Session, Summary:

Senate to Consider 1st Semester Examination Results - Thursday 17th of Nov, 2016.
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Thursday 10 November 2016

PRESS RELEASE FROM FUNAABSU




Being the press statement released by the Students’ Representative Assembly, FUNAABSU through the House Committee on Information and Resolution Matters, Sequel to the sitting of the House on the 10th of November 2016, the house has the following resolutions:
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Monday 7 November 2016

The Expressive Perspective Series 1 Episode 1

I want to write something,
I want to write something,

Ok, I want to write on the "Yoruba" culture.

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Sunday 6 November 2016

CHOKER FASHION

A choker is a close fitting necklace worn around the neck. Chokers can be made of a variety of materials including velvet, plastic, beads, leather, metal, such as silver, gold or platinum, etc.
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Saturday 5 November 2016

FULL LIST OF NOMINEES AND WINNERS OF THE JUST CONCLUDED CXT AWARDS



1. BEST DANCE GROUP
1. DANCE IS LIFE - WINNER
2. D Testifiers Dance Crew
3. HOD Dance Crew
4. Rainbow Dance Crew
5. POD Dance Crew
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O'BELOVED


O beloved, was my fate sealed that day you whistled through the forest?                                           O beloved, was my fate sealed that day you lifted the dark cloth shielding my shy eyes?
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Thursday 3 November 2016

ADs: REBORN FITNESS


'Thou shalt not date a man or a lady with  excess fat, excess body shedding and big fat round tommy'
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Sunday 30 October 2016

MUSIC: ERIC_PASSWORD



Gospel act Eric releases his debut single titled PASSWORD..
Speaking on "Password", he described his maiden track as
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Friday 14 October 2016

Senate cancels post UTME; extends JAMB’s validity period to 3years



THE Senate on thursday passed into law that which would guarantee the validity of any admission offered by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation
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Monday 3 October 2016

MUSIC: HAS'B- THESE THOUGHTS




Has'b “These Thoughts” is a true reflection of the emotional side of the way an average youth lives his / her life.
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Saturday 1 October 2016

LOST


People see me and think I'm alright
But I feel like pieces of me are still in  her
I gave her all of me and barely got half back
I feel conflicted like I'm in two places at the  same time
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Friday 30 September 2016

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

...


NIGERIA IS 56
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Tuesday 27 September 2016

FUNAAB MANAGEMENTS PRESS RELEASE



FUNAAB Management Backs Senate Decision: Management of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), has expressed satisfaction with the decision of the University Senate at fixing the resumption date
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Sunday 25 September 2016

FUNAAB SUG PRESIDENT SHARES THE SUGS POSITION ON THE SCHOOLS DECISION



Position of the students Union on resumption and Reparation fee

1. The last 5 weeks has been the most challenging period not only for me personally, but also for the student union arising from the protest of the 18th of August which was Unfortunately hijacked . Particularly as all efforts at controlling it at camp was rebuffed by some of our irrational colleagues. I could remember I was lynched by some irate students at camp.
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Friday 23 September 2016

Resumption of Academic Activities- Funaab mgt.



Senate of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta at its Special Meeting held on Tuesday, 20th September, 2016, considered the report of the Committee on Students’ Unrest of Thursday, 18th August, 2016 and took the following decisions:
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Wednesday 21 September 2016

SENATE 1.0 TEST RUN MIGHT BE SUCCESSFUL


Greatest Funaabite!!!
 Good day once again to all concerned and unconcerned Funaabite, I can assume that 85% of funaabite have heard/read/saw the proposed and un-denied #5000 damages fee news from the FUNAABSU, I hope its just a rumor.

  I presume the SUG is between the Red-Sea and The Devil's Hut at this junction
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Tuesday 20 September 2016

MUSIC: HAMYDGREY- FUNAAB JAGABAN




Upcoming young rapper, hamydgrey aka rapstar, drops his first single, and he titles it...
"FUNAAB JAGABAN"..
He jumped on YCEEs jagaban
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Saturday 17 September 2016

MUSIC: BRAVOOR- ILE AYE


From the stables of @dahitgang......The Ace Rapper / Trending music Producer.."Bravoor" (@bravoorthundser) is back with this inspirational story line Track titled "ILE AYE"....
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Friday 16 September 2016

JAMB won’t extend Nov 30 admission deadline – Oloyede




   

The November 30 deadline for conclusion of admissions into higher institutions for 2016 remains effective, the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board said on Friday.
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MUSIC: KJUNI_CHUMS


Chums is an alternative word for "Friends" and as expected, he does something for his 'Hommies' and pays enough homage and respect to them.
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Thursday 15 September 2016

TRENDING SHOES AND ACCESSORIES IN FUNAAB.



Funaabites as compared in recent years has taken a nose dive into the social scene. Getting more and more fashionable with each passing day
     Here are a few wears funaabites rock everyday.
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Tuesday 13 September 2016

ASUU DENIES REPORTS AS REGARDS EMBARKING ON A WARNING STRIKE


Nigeria’s university teachers’ union, the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU has denied reports that its members have issued a strike notice to the Federal over unpaid dues as reported by some newspapers.
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ASUU THREATENS TO BEGIN WARNING STRIKE ON THE 2ND OF OCT.


ASUU accused the Federal Government of reneging on the 2009 agreement with the union and has failed to embark on meaningful dialogue. The Academic Staff Union of Universities(ASUU) said on Monday that it would commence a warning strike on Oct. 2.
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PICTURE OF THE DAY

Stumbled upon this pic on ig

Amazing right!!!
Dopest I've ever seen....
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Monday 12 September 2016

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REASON WHY GUYS STOP PAROLE WITH A BABE



This one  is for the guys out there, but you girls can also pick one or two from this.

We all have met this one beautiful girl that we thought we were into and all of a sudden, we just decided to step back.
 Most times we even see the green light already( the girl don fall be that). We blame it on so many reasons, and most times we don't even know why. I have friends who have gone through this phase like over and over again.
Well, maybe its because they are very handsome oo and they think that would make them always nab another babe.
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FAR CRY



I just want to hide, run away from all this feeling, would you come with me?
But you know little of the monsters scratching at the walls of my mind, the darkness inbound.

The world think it knows my kind, children of the future past,
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Saturday 10 September 2016

insta-12 : the unended story...



Its quite funny how we meet new friends- social media frenzy, friends of friends, random stumble upon, crazy friends and their 'dares' , the list grows longer than the tree that joins the nine worlds.

It was a usual boring day for him, fridays when people turn up, he turns all offers to go out
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Friday 9 September 2016

QUAKE



As I sat alone enjoying the ambient view of the rich green landscape before me, taking in the Various sizes of the trees and shrubs, trying to think of the various animals that could possible exist there, I hear them, I see them running around singing,
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THE RAVEN


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—

    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
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Tuesday 6 September 2016

A Love Story



No one can tell how they met, but in his complete coldness and emotional incompetence he couldn't see what was right in front of him for 3 years all he
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GIRLS!! LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CHAT


I saw this on whatsapp and decided to share...
If you a guy who loves to chat, then the write  is so so true..
So girls...read on...


Girls, let me teach you how to chat:

1. Always be appreciative when a guy tries to make you laugh. One of the major
chat killer is when you have a low sense of humor, how you respond to a joke goes a
long way in making the chat interesting. Its so annoying when I crack a very funny joke
to a girl and all she could reply is "lol" or "smiles".... So annoying.

2. One other chat killer is when you lack continuity, its not nice to be using a mono-syllabic mode of chatting. Some girls will be the first to inbox you...for example;
Girl: Hey
Guy: hello how are u?
Girl: fine.
Guy: how was ur day?
Girl: Kul.
Haba...Atleast have the decency to ask how his own day went na. i.e
Guy: how was ur day?
Girl: Kul, and urs?
If you don't know, that's what keeps a conversation going.

3. When someone deliberately
exaggerates,
please flow along with him, he's just
trying
to be funny. Don't give a dry
response. For
example;
Guy: what are you doing now?
Girl: eating
Guy: ok should I come and join you?
Girl: mtchww...me that stays in
Lagos, so I should stop eating and wait for you to come from Abuja right? Mumu, he was just joking!

4. Please if you know you're busy with something, then don't come online. Stop
replying a message after 9hrs or even days. Some will just leave when the chat is getting interesting without saying bye, they will just leave you waiting for their replies.

5. Its a conversation and not an interview. Ask questions too. Don't make him to be
asking all the questions.

6. Nowhere in the Bible or Quran or the constitution that a guy should be the one to always start a chat, learn to also start a conversation too.

7. Stop asking for recharge cards through a chat, believe me it makes a chat boring.

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Sunday 4 September 2016

LONE THOUGHTS : DESIRE!!



I'm a monster that wants all and gives none,my desires drives me so crazy and occasionally I become afraid of myself. To me, as long as I have
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TALKS BY SUBBY: 1ST IMPRESSION



An impression is an outward appearance which can produce a vivid image or copy of a person,it has the ability to tell people who you are and the way you live.
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Saturday 3 September 2016

NO SHAVE ZONE

"Pop's might soon tell me to low it down and maybe even skin too ..."

Nigerians and their low hair profile mentality, such sentiment, so stereotypic.

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RELATIONSHIP CRUSH WEEKLY


Yes! It is Relationship Crush Weekly where we bring to you great relationships and their journey so far. we all know it is not an easy thing to have a great and long lasting relationship,they share wonderful moments and also have passed through the trying times and somehow,someway have been able to settle their differences.
MEET OUR RELATIONSHIP CRUSH WEEKLY.

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FUNAAB ADMISSION UPDATE !!!

FUNAAB ADMISSION UPDATE on www.unaab.edu.ng

You are hereby informed that the admission screening exercise earlier postponed has been re-scheduled to hold between 7th and 9th Sept, 2016. You're to check admission.unaab.edu.ng now for your status.

Source: www.unaab.edu.ng

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Friday 2 September 2016

APPLE UP

Good day fellas
On Fruits & you, we'll be talking bout APPLES
Scientific name: Malus domestica
The apple is a fleshy fruit from the apple tree. The apple is one of the most grown tree fruits. It is grown in orchards.Delicious and crunchy

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Wednesday 31 August 2016

MY TOP 5 MOST DEPRESSING CARTOONS




1.Animals of farthwood

An NTA2 channel 5 favourite 90s kids will remember.
Its about a group of forest creatures who are forced out of their homes by humans turning the forest into a mall or whatever, anyway
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Tech_Talk

Time flies so fast, some things are invented and forgotten, in this global age anything with a slightly difficult-to-understand user interface or minute fault is easily discarded.

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Tuesday 30 August 2016

#PHOTO OF THE DAY



Thief caught during students protest against incessant robbery inFUNAB.
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#TALK TUESDAY


In all this hardship
In this striving times
In the buhari era


Lol...

What would you do if you find your kid doing this to your salary.....(see picture)
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Monday 29 August 2016

PRESS RELEASE FROM FUNAAB STUDENTS' UNION



Articulate funaabites, the students' Union is glad to inform you all about the outcome of meeting with Ogun state commissioner of police concerning the lingering insecurity issue affecting students and what transpired on Thursday 18th August 2016
The following resolutions were made:
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Shhh_It's_ManCrushMonday..


Alright guys.
Been long I fixed y'all with something good..Don't mind me.. I'm a lazy son of a #####..Lol.
Anyways... I hope I'm forgiven...
Okay for MCM today...
I'll be having a colphys student.
This nigga, short but mighty. Lol..
He can talk for Africa... He's sense of humor goes "all the way up".
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Sunday 28 August 2016

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HI, I'M A PLAYER


Hi, I'm a player
Why do you look so surprised?
When you claim all guys are the same
"They are all heartless monsters
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Saturday 27 August 2016

WHY I BLEED


Good day guys, how do I put this. Ok, let me say it this way, am going to write something short so you all can read it I don't want anyone skipping to the end as it concerns all of us.
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R/SHIP TALK: HOW DO I CARE FOR MY PARTNER?


 so many people want a caring man or a caring woman in a relationship. Care is an important ingredient in a relationship,if you love someone and you don't care for the person
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Friday 26 August 2016

KILL THE BOREDOM: FUNAABITES TAKE HEED and READ



So the university has been kind and generous enough to send us parking until God knows when and alot of people like me who hardly go out are going to be bored out of our mind.


We've never left music alone, but even songs on repeat gets boring...so lets find new fun.  Well here's a list of things I do when am bored;

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SEE WHAT ROBERT MUGABE SAID TO ZIMBABWES OLYMPIC TEAM




Zimbabwean President,Robert Mugabe has instructed the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic, Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they arrive at the Harare International Airport
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Wednesday 24 August 2016

FUNAAB Crisis Deepens As SSANU Shuts VC Lodge, Senate Building




The crisis rocking the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), Ogun State assumed a new dimension Wednesday as the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU) locked the residential lodge of the institution’s Vice Chancellor,
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FUNAABSU DEMANDS FROM NPF; GIVES THEM A WEEK ULTIMATUM



OFFICIAL RELEASE!

Greatest Funaabites,the students uses this medium to communicate officially regarding steps we have taken so far, when we visited Mr Taiwo at UCH, his brother told us that they are not interested in any case with the Nigerian Police Force
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SAVE FUNAAB! FROM WHAT?


Some dates are very significant in the hearts of people. For example, no American will ever forget September 11, 2001, no Ghanaian will ever forget March 6, 1957, just as no Brazilian will ever forget June 29, 1958, in the same mode, August 18 strikes a chord in the heart of every student of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, you know why? Because 18th August, 2016 spelled an end to the tremulous oppression from thieves and bandits.
Enough was enough! It was time to define our own luck, we were tired of being slaves to criminals. Funaabites came out in mass, to air their grievances towards the onslaught of thieves tormenting students in Isolu and it's environs. For several weeks, an armed robbery gang (reported to comprise of 7 men) had been terrorizing several students in their hostels. These bandits caused terrible harm and apart from stealing from students, reports have it that these robbers heavily loaded with several weapons and charms raped female students, who were always ashamed to narrate their ordeals because of the fear of stigmatisation. I can't phantom the kind of trauma, this torturous events will have on these girls.
Funaabites needed to stand up to this sardonic acts. We had two options, either to stand up and fight for ourselves or remain silent and keep been at the mercy of rogues. We stood up to chant songs of 'solidarity forever' and the rest is history.
My question now is, what exactly does Funaab need saving from? Is it from the thieves that have brought pain, torment and trepidation to the hearts of most Funaabites? Or from the Nigerian Police Force who not only denied that a police officer shot a Funaab student (Taiwo Abisoye) at close range during the protest but have also gone rogue by napping innocent students in the school environment. Or from the Student Union body whose leaders failed to effectively lead a protest. I honestly can't place my hands on what FUNAAB needs saving from.
But what I do know for certain is that FUNAAB needs saving from the school management who have failed to place the needs of the students above anything else. Security concerns emerged last semester emerged when robbers ravaged Camp, Isolu, Oluwo Keesin and Gate areas of Funaab (off Campus). The robbers caused debilitating effects in several lives yet the school management failed to nip this barbaric acts in the board. Does lives always have to be endangered before the school takes proactive steps. There would have been absolutely no need for the protest if the school management had been proactive enough to curb the excesses of the thieves.
Funaab needs saving from poor transport network. Everyday, we Funaabites jam pack ourselves in the Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta Bureau of Transportation vehicles popularly called MANCOT just to convey ourselves to school.
Funaab needs saving from inhumane academic conditions. For instance, hundreds of students receiving lectures in a hall that doesn't have the capacity and isn't conducive enough for learning.
Funaab needs saving from stringent policies that makes learning difficult for an average student. It's as if, the school management adores 'the lawn' than students in the school.
I stand to be corrected, the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta spent approximate 5 months for just one semester. Only God knows when we'll be through with second semester.
I will keep the hashtag trending. Let's #SaveFunaab, not only from the lies and treachery of the Nigerian Police Force but also from terrible and inhumane management.

Article written and compiled by;

Echatah Patrick Oyarekhua

#IRORUN_Lobade

NAUS SA on Media and Publicity

Cc

Adebukola Badmus Mikail

#MAO

NAUS National Director on Research and Information

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