BAN IN FUNAAB HOSTEL

Most of the hostelites came back from class yesterday meet new set of rules stated below

The new rule amongst other new set of rules which were issued by the Students Affairs Division Office for Hostelites and visitors could be visibly seen on the notice boards of the school's hostels today. The rules are:

1. No male visitor/student should be allowed into the female hostel rooms, except common rooms.

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NEW JAM ALERT-ETIQUETTE X SPANGZ_ ADUKE

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The wait is over!!!!!!!!

FUNAABS fast rising young acts finally release their long awaited

Track....

ETIQUETTE and SPANGZ cooked up one hell of a joint

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#TALK TUESDAY!!!! - WOULD YOU?

Saw this pic on instagram
And they wanted to know if you'll dump this cup full worms on your head
For .....

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LAST DAY OF WAITING!!!!!

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INFUNAAB PHOTOCON
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InFunaab Photocon is simply a photo exhibition contest.
Your entries are basically photographs you take in Funaab that you find beautiful and awesome, they could be selfies or full pictures of yourself or pictures with friends or could also be pictures of the beautiful landscape or environment, anywhere on campus or off campus.

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THE PROSTITUTE DIARY: CLAIMS TO HAVE SLEPT WITH 5000+ MEN IN NAIROBI!!!

64-year-old Rosemary Johns is said to be oldest prostitute living in Nairobi.

The mother of 8 in a story published on popular Nairobi newspaper, Standard Media, reveals how she has slept with over 5000 men

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2 MORE DAYS TO GO....STAY ONLINE

Ehn Ehen Ehn 👂👂👂
Una good morning oo 🙏🙏🙏
Time no dey to check time  🌊🌊🌊
Like play like play e remain 2 days b4 Photocon go shele 😎😎😎
Funaabites una don tire to wait abi?
No Worry, Make una kpompiii !!! 😀😀😀
Lekanzee Online Stores don ready oo 👔👕👚
Na just una pictures remain 💢💢💢
Run go carry ur best one now now 🏃🏃🏃
Make ee dey ground oo 💪💪💪
#InFunaabPhotoCon #InFunaab

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Its Man Crush Monday

My people... How's it going??... With school opening officially today... What better way to hit y'all up than this...

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13most ABUSED WORDS USED BY NIGERIANS

English is Nigeria’s official language, though there over 521 languages spoken in the country. Sometimes, Nigerians tend to abuse some words, overusing them in the wrong text.

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3 MORE DAY'S TO GO......

3 days, oh yeah, 3 daysss !!! 👌👌👌

Yo' heard? Yo' ready? 🏃🏃🏃
It's gonna be AWESOMEEEE 💃💃💃
We can't wait for what you got ? 🙌🙌🙌
What you stand to win ? 💎💎💎
Marfol Vintage Wears on that too 👔👕👚
Get your photographs ready Funaabites !!! 💢💢💢
Leggooooo !!! 🌊🌊🌊
#InFunaabPhotoCon #InFunaab

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MUST WATCH MOVIES!!!!

It's the start of another week and as usual, we good folks at Pulse bring you great ways to spend the time.
What better way to ease off the stress of the week than watch a good movie.

With that in mind, check out our list of movies currently showing in cinemas across Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt.

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4DAYS MORE TO INFUNAABS PHOTOCON!!!

Just 4 daysss moreee !!! 😱😱😱

Funaabites are y'all ready yet ??? 🔥🔥🔥
You really don't wanna miss this one 🌊🌊🌊
That's right, Walking Boutique on this too 💪💪💪
Go get your pictures readyyy !!! 💯💯💯
#InFunaabPhotoCon #InFunaab

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UNILORIN UPDATE: WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING

So, I have decided to let the world know my plight and, that of my fellow helpless, confused, sometimes tired and, confused student.

What you are about to read are nothing but the truth but, I will propose means to verify my claims.

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COUNTDOWN TO INFUNAABS PHOTOCON ON INSTAGRAM

5DAYS MORE!!!!

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INFUNAAB PHOTOCON
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InFunaab Photocon is simply a photo exhibition contest.
Your entries are basically photographs you take in Funaab that you find beautiful and awesome, they could be selfies or full pictures of yourself or pictures with friends or could also be pictures of the beautiful landscape or environment, anywhere on campus or off campus.
So snap it, post it, exhibit it, and YOU STAND A CHANCE of WINNING an AMAZING PRIZE for LIKES !!!
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The Rules Are Simple ♻♻
#1 Maximum entry of 1 picture with hashtags (#inFunaabPhotocon) & (#inFunaab) [no hashtag no entry]
#2 You must be following @in_funaabsights on IG
#3 Tag people to like your pictures as they're reposted on our IG page
#4 The likers must follow our IG page and only the likes of followers will be counted ( results will be posted on our blog for 3 random times during the days, links would be on our IG bio )
#5 Acknowledge the result on the blog by commenting with your IG usernames
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1ST PLACE GETS --A VINTAGE SHIRT,A TIE, A CAKE AND A FREE MAKEOVER.

2ND PLACE GETS -- A ROUND NECK AND A LONGSLEEVE SHIRT
3RD PLACE GETS -- A VINTAGE SHIRT AND A DELUXE CAP
Entries start on the 20th of July and ends on the 23rd of July.
Winners would be announced on the 24th of July and receive their Prizes on the 25th of July. ⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩ANTICIPATE⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪
▶▶▶▶INFUNAAB PHOTOCON◀◀◀◀ !!! AND GET YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS READY !!!
🔆Brought to you by The InFunaab Bloggerhouse🔆
🔅Proudly sponsored by Lekanzee Online Mall✖ Marfol Vintage Wears ✖ Walking Boutique ✖Subby's Cakes✖RXtyles Wardrobe ✖ Abstouch X IpostFunaab ✖ BrightNATION

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UPDATES FROM THE RECENTLY POSTPONED PRESS CONFERENCE

All we're saying: give us Denco
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Here are pictures of the postponed conference that took place yesterday at SUB around 12pm.

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CAN REACT TO THE MURDER OF RCCG EVANGELIST

The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN ) has called on President Muhammadu Buhari and state governors in the country to make sure that perpetrators of unprovoked attacks against Christians and murder of some Christian leaders are brought to justice.

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RELATIONSHIP TALKS: NOT ENOUGH!!

Am I not just enough for him?, don't I show enough care to her?,what else can I do to make him love me?,Can't she just be like the way I want her to be?...
These are confusing questions that wallow through the mind of couples these days. Relationship could be really complicated but at the same time there are easy solutions to fix problems.

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COM. LAMMY VOICES OUT AND CALLS FOR A CONFERENCE

Articulate Funaabites!!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Ever since we got inaugurated as Executives, I have been conservative on comments I make because I do not want to rock the boat, so i decide to keep mute on several injustices being perpetrated by President Denco and his 4-man Executives, but now I have been pushed to the wall and it's time Funaabites know what the real issues are;

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BUSINESS EXCELLENCE SUMMIT 2016

FUNAABITES ARE YOU READY?
YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THIS!!!

Business Excellence Summit 2016 is HERE!!!!
THEME- START-UP: A KEY TO SUSTAINABLE IMPACT.
GATE FEE------ IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE (Register via the link
http://bit.ly/bes2016
Participation is  by Registration)
Date--20TH JULY 2016
Venue-POST GRADUATE HALL, FUNAAB.
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FACILITATORS: PROF(MRS) OLAJUMOKE FAMILONI, DIRECTOR, CONSULTANCY SERVICES, LEAD CITY UNIVERSITY

MR JIDE OGUNLEYE, CEO, DENARO PROPERTIES LTD

ADEWALE SALAMI, MARKETING INSIGHT MANAGER, MTN

FEMI AKINBOLA,LECTURER/FESTCASH PARTNER
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For sponsorship / enquiries, contact
TOBI (08037476961)
FESTUS (07038614796).
For Reservation of seat:
 http://bit.ly/bes2016 or
TEXT or WHATSAPP your NAME, NUMBER, BUSINESS NAME,E-MAIL  and GENDER to this number 07038614796
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Powered by TEEMIANNE DESIGN
#Ipostfunaab

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PARENTS

I am not a dad yet, but someday I'll be one, I don't even know if I'll be one. But above all things I pray I become a good dad.

Parenting is not the simplest job on earth, its frustrating, annoying( my dad must have reasoned killing me at some point, am not the everyday happy kid), but above all it's the one thing everybody wants- the joy of parenthood, being called a dad or mom.

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2016 SUG CUP DRAWS UPDATED

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SLOT 1: COLFHEC A ,COLFHEC B ,COLERM A ,COLERM B

SLOT 2: COLAMRUD A, COLMARUD B , COLANIM A, COLANIM B

SLOT3 COLPLANT A , COLPLANT B, COLBIOS A. COLBIOS B

SLOT  : COLPHY A, COLPHYS B , COLVET A , COLVET B

SLOT 5: COLMAS A , COLMAS B, COLENG A. COLENG B

Note A - 100& 200 LEVEL
B- 300,400 ,500 &600L

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RELATIONSHIP TALKS THE CONVERSATIVE EDITION:-

**IS DISTANT RELATIONSHIP REALLY WORTH IT? **


The problem with distant relationship these days is that people take public opinions paramount even before given it a trial. One thing is that the belief we create is what makes us and the mindset we have is what leads.

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It's woman crush Wednesday.

Hi guys...
So we broke a jinx on Monday by hosting a fresher on MCM...
So who says we can't do the same for WCW... Lemme see your hands up... Okay Nobody...

Okay okay okay....
Let's cut to the chase...

For WCW, like I earlier said we're hosting a fresher...... I'm amazed as to the level of entrepreneurship which this lady possesses... She has a high business brain....
She's a fresher, but she doesn't seem fresh to the whole game....we spoke to her concerning her fashion business... And all we sensed in her was a lady with big prospects and big dreams...
Business brain, intelligence,a hard worker, entrepreneurial skills... What else have I not mentioned... She is very beautiful, believe me...
She's the complete package, she has everything... If there's something I forgot to mention... Trust me... She has it already...
First off, when I came across pictures of her hand-made Bags, they left we awed... She's really good at what she does with fabrics, she's very creative...honestly its been a while i saw someone this skilled...

A Lady with good prospects and a vocation to add to it.... What else mahn???....

So here we go..

Name: Bilesanmi Aminat ololade
Nickname: MinaBills
 Dept: Entrepreneurial studies
(Hmmm.... No wonder, I see where all the business brain is coming from..)

Dislikes: I don't like pretence, dishonesty and lazy people..

Best qoute: "what is worth doing is worth doing well", just keep moving, failure will come and go but you never can tell which hustle would be fruitful

Here's what Minabills had to say about herself..

Short bio: I'm friendly,very ambitious and hardworking, love cooking,exploring cus  i'm very inquisitive,I'm also creative,love reading inspirational books and discipline,I don't tolerate shit! I like being realistic with people,I mean people should know the real you.
I'm aspiring to become a big fashion designer,Anticipate and support me!
But for now I make Ankara bags and accessories,I can make anything with a fabric!

So there you go Guys... That's minabills...
I'll leave y'all with pictures of her with her products.. I'm sure you'll love them...

Nice products aren't they??...

Now Guys why not stop stressing yourself in thinking about what to buy your girlfriend as a birthday present or as a gift.. When you've got MINABILLS products to pick from.... Believe me, if that babe dey vex for you before, she go forgive you... if you're just planning on running package... Walaahi, she go answer you sharp sharp...
That's what MINABILLS products can bring to you...
When I have my own Bae, I'll buy for her too... Lmaoo....

If you're interested in getting her products, which I'm very sure y'all are already drooling over...

You can get in touch with MINABILLS through her Instagram page @ MINABILLS



Instagram Page: MINABILLS


Alright guys.... See y'all next week .   .
Happy Ramadan...

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PROMO ! PROMO!! PROMO!!!

Kaboom clothings throw the biggest promo ever seen

See details in picture above

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ANTICIPATE!!! INFUNAABS PHOTOCON!!!

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INFUNAAB PHOTOCON
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InFunaab Photocon is simply a photo exhibition contest.
Your entries are basically photographs you take in Funaab that you find beautiful and awesome, they could be selfies or full pictures of yourself or pictures with friends or could also be pictures of the beautiful landscape or environment, anywhere on campus or off campus.
So snap it, post it, exhibit it, and YOU STAND A CHANCE of WINNING an AMAZING PRIZE for LIKES !!!

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THE VOICE OF LOVE

We've thought and reasoned with hatred,
birthing lots of mayhem,
With a loud end of 'amen'
Diverse frames of atrocities,
Like a reverse flow of electricity.

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It's Man crush Monday..

Hey guys.... Its Monday again...so soon...
Seems the clock is running a little fast these days....
Anyways... You know what we do on Mondays...
Okay so for the first time on MAN CRUSH MONDAY we're hosting a fresher...
I've come to notice the shit load of hot girls and cute guys who gained admission this session..
In short they too plenty.. Chai.. E nor easy...
The beginning of a new academic session is like that time of the year where the floodgates of babes opens,  Where Funaab boys come and fetch....
 Lol....

Okay okay... Let me spare y'all  the cock and bull story and get on with it...

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CHOOSING ONE AND THE CHOSEN ONE

One thing with relationships is that it could get complicated and unsorted. I know some individuals could find it difficult choosing one and also finding the chosen one.
People seek for counsel or advice from friends or counsellors in choosing between a number of guys or ladies. They get into a relationship, then find another guy or lady with an amazing feature or locate to another environment and fall in love with a new guy and by the time they know it becomes a twist and they are entangled with different guys/ladies.

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NEW ON INSTAGRAM

With one step at a time we're gradually there,building bridges,making connections,breaking new grounds,turning the searchlight on how to best keep you all posted. We're proud to announce to you all that our instagram account has just been launched and opened for posting,so log on now to instagram and follow us @Ipostfunaab we would ff back ASAP!

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#DJ OBI WORLD RECORD

The syndik8 records’ official disc jockey, Obi Ajuonuma (DJ
Obi) has put Nigeria on the world map by breaking the
Guinness World Record for the Longest Marathon Club DJing.

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DARE TO BE DIFFERENT

Dare to stand out,
Even when all others sit in,
Dare to swim against the tide,
Even when everyone else goes with the flow,
Dare to be yourself,
Even if imitating others feels so good,
Dare to strike out,
Even though you feel better being in the "crew",
Dare to find your own path,
Even though threading behind others feels secure,
Dare to make your own way,
Even if it is going to be tedious,
Dare to dream,
Dare to hope,
Dare to make wishes,
Dare to be unique,
Dare to be outstanding,
Dare to follow your imagination,
Even if others say you are weird,
Dare to be that lone voice saying YES!
Even if everyone else says NO!

Dare to be rational,
Dare to be articulate,
Dare to be compassionate,
Dare to be human,
Even though the constant competition tends to bring out the animal in us,
Dare to smile,
Even if those around you are frowning,
Dare to see the good in others,
Even if they don't see it in themselves,
Dare to trust,
And if it gets broken,dare to trust again,
Dare to live,
Dare to love,
Dare to be the real you,
And cos the real you is different from everyone else,
Dare to be different.

            @L.M.A
 

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PUT YOUR KNICKERS ON BABE,IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME (SHORT STORY)

It was the first Monday of the new session. Everyone was on the normal hurly-burly routine of getting its registration done. Everyone looks attractive today, I guess a lot of people really enjoyed their holiday, look at this guy of last semester, see how fat he is now, so people can get to change, so life could turn around for some people, this is really astonishing.

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DJ OBI TO BEAT THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE LONGEST DJ ON SET

Dj Obi Has Been Beating The World Record For The Longest Dj On Set!!!

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APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION

Eligible candidates are to access the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta FUNAAB Admission Portal , click on "Apply for Admission" and enter their JAMB UTME or JAMB Direct Entry Registration Numbers to generate and print out their Application Invoice which states their Reference Number and other information on payment of a non-refundable fee of Two Thousand and Five Hundred Naira (N2,500.00) only, including REMITA fees.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY(#POTD)

Arguably three of the most infuencial music industry heavyweights. Just a simple question,in this order; who is your bah'd,badoo,baddest and why would you term them that. Leave your answers on here or IG @infunaabsights.

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CHECKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS

Love develops gradually,it starts and then it upgrades. I would say this aspect of relationship is basically for those engaged in a serious relationship,couples who see each other more than what or where they are presently.

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It's Woman crush Wednesday.

Okay Fellas...
We all know the drill.. We know when Wednesday comes, WCW comes with it...
Now don't get it twisted... We have for you one of the hottest, drop dead gorgeous ladies in Funaab as INFUNAAB's WCW...
I remember the first time I met her... I think I lost the bolt holding my jaws together.. They were left opened.... Do I

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#TALK TUESDAY

#TalkTuesday

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Him: Hey you're giving the talk tuesday speech today.
Me:No I can't do that,you want to have me talk to over 15000 funaabites,i would just die!
Him: it's simple,i used to do it before,just go out there and talk to them like buddies,its not the presidential speech!

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Man Crush Monday (MCM)

Hey guys....
Man crush Monday is coming back... This time... Hotter than fire...
We sincerely apologize for not being frequent over the past weeks... Exams got the best of us...
Now we're back in full gear... And ready to kick off from where we left off...
Okay okay okay.... Here we go...

One man too many attributes.. He got swag, he's got the

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FIRST SEMESTER IN GLANCE (SOCIAL DIARY)

We bring you the summary of social events that happened this semester :
•• KINI BIG DEAL

The programme came from the office of the students' Union vice-president and was a
week long programme which includes : the ladies conference, youth revolution conference and the creative mind show where students showed numerous God giving talents coupled with creativity.

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TOP 20 SONGS OF 2016(compiled by pulse.ng)

The first 6 months of 2016 is about to come to an end, with
numerous musicians working the mic to release new
music. From the streets of Enugu, through the studios of
Lagos, Nigeria has been inundated with diverse songs from
all corners, vying for limited spots on playlists.

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SURVEY ON WHY GUYS SEND UNWANTED D**K PIC

1. They're not really thinking. Decapsk8 says he sent a dick
pic once and had no idea why he sent it. After he found out
the woman he had sent it to showed his photo to her 80-
year-old coworker, that was the end of his pic-sending
career.

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157 STUDENTS BAGGED FIRST CLASS IN COVENANT UNIVERSITY

A total of 157 students of the Covenant University, Ota,
Ogun, on Friday bagged First Class degrees at its
2015/2016 convocation.
The Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Charles Ayo, disclosed this
during the 11th Convocation Ceremony and Conferment of
Honourary Doctorate Degrees, and presentation of prizes in
Ota.

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Worker's chase away FUNAAB VC, others with juju

Workers chase away FUNNAB VC, others with juju
June 23, 2016
 
The juju used in chasing away the VC

The Non-Academic staff of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, occupied the front of the Senate building for the third straight day to protest against some policies of the institution.Our correspondent gathered that the angry workers chased away the Vice-chancellor, Prof. Olusola Oyewole

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The three invincible raid FAKAM hostel!!!!!..

The Invisible Three Raid FAKAM Hostel!!!


Unidentified armed men believed to be the famous “three invisibles” have attacked innocent students of oluwokeesin, in the hours 2am to 3am of Thursday 22nd of June 2016.According to reports, a group of armed robbers (3 in number) invaded some students of fakam hostel, oluwo Keesin around 2:24am Thursday 23rd of June 2016

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SSANU NAASU NAAT PROTEST OVER ILLEGAL MONEY

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Earlier today the senior staff association of Nigerian universities,the non-academic staff union of educational and associated institutions and the national association of academic technologists organised a protest in school today due to the collection of "illegal"

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VOTE VOTE VOTE

Please visit this link and vote for my project. I really need your votes to win.
 Www.entrepreneurship-campus.org/ideas/10/2371/
As soön as the link opens,  scroll down and do the captcha challenge.
Then click the red button to vote.

 Support this vision to revolutionalize education in nigeria. Thanks!
And please note that you can vote once a day till the end of august.

Your vote matters

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THE MONSTER IN ME

Light flares before my eyes, my eyes stay squinted so the brightness does not flush out all thats left of my optical illusion, I still see it, faintly.

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FUNAAB RADIO INTERVIEW WITH MATHEMATICS PROFESSOR

Prior to the current bill passed by JAMB. Prof. Agboola shared his thoughts on the cancellation of POST JAMB examinations in NIGERIA on funaabradio and he had this to say

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BOXING LEGEND MUHAMMAD ALI IS DEAD

The former world heavyweight boxing champion, one of the world's best-known sportsmen, died at a hospital in the US city of Phoenix, Arizona, after being admitted on Thursday.

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POST UTME SCRAPPING

The Federal Government on Thursday
ordered that the controversial
examinations usually organised by
universities in Nigeria for admission
seekers after the Unified Tertiary
Matriculation Examinations should be
scrapped.

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