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Thursday 25 February 2016

THE DREADED

"You've lost it"
"OooHhh, look at them, they've slept off"
 Words from the university's (FUNAAB) most dreaded lecturer, Prof. A.A Agboola, he is a lecturer of Mathematic's, but still the name strikes fear even in COLMAS (college of management science) students.
 If you've seen him( Prof.Agboola) on shoe's before, then you must be one of the lucky one's, his sandals and leather slippers have this forever fitting looks to all of his wide flowing trousers, the size of his trousers  match well with his shirts, so mathematically, his dress code is balanced.

Asides students dreading this lecturer, he walks around with an aura that I suppose would even scare other lecturers themselves, he has a simple face, but I've learnt during my time of stay on planet earth, that looks can be deceiving,
If you think Mathematics is magic,then you've got it all wrong, with this professor, its 'sorcery' . Picture what senator Patrick Obiaghon is to spoken language in your head, that is what Prof. Agboola is to mathematics.
 He taught me. In simpler terms, he showed me how good he understood his line of discipline, it wouldn't be fair if I don't tell you how to escape this professor:
1. Don't apply for Engineering, or any physical science's related course (Mathematic's, Physics, Statistics, Computer science e.t.c) .
2. Read rule number one again and again till you understand the threat Agboola poses to your career choice, lol.
3. Pray
4. If you still think you in computer science department to use your computers only, go and take JAMB again
5. If you've seen all the above WARNING's and you still wish to proceed, then it get serious from here on, you must get to know the text book he's teaching you with (sadly,he uses more than 2, let's just range it at 4-5) ,then you must be present at every one of his classes, and when you in class, you switch of your phones, you switch of your friends, you don't sit at the back, the front and at the edge.
When you coming to his class, you'll need a pencil and a ruler, you'll need lots of A4 papers for assignments. And lastly you READ..read like die hard, beacuse :
  " A is for God, B is for me and C..."
Well you should be completing that by yourself now.
Humour me by commenting with tips and your views on this Professor

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2 comments:

  1. Your first test is a must 0... Well some do score 1/2 few score 1 while just a little score below 3

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  2. His students' results are mostly in binary code

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