What Will Tomorrow Bring? Do You Know?

How would you feel if you knew what tomorrow had in stall for you? Would it gladden you? Make you scared of facing tomorrow? Make you look forward to it? Or do you think it will take away all the fun that lays therein? ...(Take a minute to think about it)… We humans...

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#WCW (Woman crush Wednesday)

Here it is Funaabites... Its woman crush wednesday... We're kick starting today... On my very first edition of #WCW, I'll be taking a tour to the college of biological sciences.... My #WCW is no one but the drop dead gorgeous, dark skinned,...

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URGENT: STAY VIGILANTE

Funaabites staying at camp are advised to be vigilant as there are multiple reports of robbery ongoing at camp at the moment, the thieves are said to be armed. Please make sure you're security conscious. May God guide and protect us all.Kindly pass this on.  Please...

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5 THING'S A GUY NOTICE'S 1ST IN A GIRL

When a guy sees a girl, there are a few things about her that he notices straight off the bat. Although they might seem like small things initially, together they add up and shape what a guy thinks about he...

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#WCW and #MCM

Attention! Attention! Its weird and bizzare when I start to count the number of girls I crush on, and guys who dress to kill them ladies. If I make a list, I'll take years to appreciate all of em. So, Whether it is on Facebook, twitter or Instagram, post that picture, ill be there to nab it and appreciate you as either my mcm or WCW . so come this...

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PANIC IN HOSTELS OUTSIDE CAMPUS AS RESIDENTS NOW SLEEP IN FEAR .

Important Notice I do not mean to scare you but it's the reality... Residents of Isolu & gate!!!! (or any other place) Be security conscious ! Several reports over the past 3weeks about the activities of  the 'gentlemen of the road'  has been very alarming... I...

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MEMOIRS OF A FUNAAB BOY #2 (by anonymous)

I've always had this 'chic' ( french for knack) for girls who know what they want, girls who see what they like and go for it, she wasn't one to suppress her emotions ... We were at gate, in my hostel, we were in my room, she was on my bed, half naked! We'd been at it for...

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FROM THE NORTH POLE TO THE SOUTH POLE

It was a beautiful Monday morning in this part of Abeokuta, where my university is located. The song of the birds filtering through my window gave me one motivation to take the day heads on irrespective of the temptation to go back to bed. I woke up, went through my daily...

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CUPID'S LUST

Will mother obey cupid, and see this love as ordained by the gods? Can men with pretentious hearts affect the cause of my love. My heart freezes at the sight of my love... I feel a pull, a connection and his fire melts away all my worries.  His kiss tastes sweeter than...

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SAD NEWS FLASH: NOMORELOSS

O ma se o One of the oldest and biggest Nigerian hit musicians was just confirmed dead today from an undisclosed disease since January 2016...

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VIEWS : NO MONEY, NO MARRIAGE

In order to reduce the level of poverty amongst homes, in my opinion I think a man who has not enough money to buy a house of his own not rent at least a 3 bed room flat and a car to move him and his family around should not get married. When he gets married in his low credit,...

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#POTD

Today, we've got a splendid view of a horticultural masterpiece in FUNAAB, the photograph, birthed by a state of awe and appreciation for beauty, was taken a few days back. As you go through your Monday, through rush hours and lecture frenzies, make sure you do what you do that'll...

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Rules for Instagram Captioning .

Instagram clichés and expert advice aside, we're focusing, today, on the unofficial set of rules fashion girls follow when captioning a photo: some witty jokes to brief simplicity...

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BLAME IT ON FUNAABSU

#BLAMEITONFUNAABSU Okay so it's a week after vector tha viper and Ola dips came to town and treated funaabites to good music with their powerful word flows. We are bringing to you pictures of the historic event with a short article titled BLAME IT ON FUNAABSU. . The show...

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TIPS : 1ST FIVE THINGS A GIRL NOTICES IN A GUY

What do girls first notice in a guy as soon as they set eyes on him? The shoes? The car-keys? The body language?These are the first 5 things a girl notices in a guy the first time she meets him.(beg to differ)And it all happens in second...

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UNIZIK BAGS A FIRST CLASS, BREAKS 10 YEARS RECORD

It seems to be a harvest of First class degrees and setting of records in the Nigerian higher institutions as another young Nigerian lady has made history in the South-eastern part of the countr...

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NINE COURSES THAT CAN MAKE YOU CRY IN NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES

1. Dentistry: they do medical courses in addition to their main courses.2. Vetinary medicine: You have got to study different species of animal. Animals will never tell you what's wrong with them3. Medicine and surgery: we are all aware of this course4. Pharmacy: those that...

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WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING IS WOW!!!!!

Came across this young lady who is giving Enugu men a run for their money. Her name is Kenechukwu Ezeh, and she is...

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STEPS TO ORDER (where feet wouldnt sink

You know, life is not all about the people who started before you; it’s not what you think in your head that life results in. We learn about life in different levels and state clearly that fulfilling purpose doesn’t need one to be in haste. To all those in this world, there...

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FASHION : PLAYFUL ACCESORISING

There's no easier way to try a new trend or experiment with your outfit than through your accessories. So for those looking to have some fun with their fashion, we're rounding out our favourite unexpected addons that stylish girls love from top-notch hair ties through playful socks....

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SHOCKING PHOTO of OAU STUDENTS IN EXAM HALL

The students were jam packed inside AMPHI THEATRE of the school during SER001 special elective ex...

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Racist Trump Supporter Who Assaulted Nigerian Student Wants To Buy Him Lunch!

Last Wednesday, an East Carolina University Nigerian student Adedayo Adeniyi was physically removed by security from a Donald Trump rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Adedayo was singled out because he was black and security mistook him for a protester.On his way out,...

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MEMOIRS of a FUNAAB boy #1 (by anonymous)

 I Still can't shake this thoughts out of my head, can't tell which weighs on me the most, the hardwork my school makes me do, or the hardwork she makes me do!  I met her through a friend, and now we closer than friends. She was a stranger last semester, we exchanged...

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A Thousand Ways To Matriculate ...

Matriculate!  But don't loose your GOWN. Matriculate!!  But don't loose your MATRIC CAP. Matriculate!!!  But don't cause trouble. Matriculate!!!!  But don't convocate that same day. Matriculate!!!!!  Don't start failing. Matriculate!!!!!!  But don't end up in senate. Happy Matriculation day Fresher's. Today at ceremonial...

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Oluwamayo Ojumah Makes First-Class From UNILAG After 16 Years

A young Nigerian lady, Mrs. Oluwamayo Ojumah has translated her 16-year old personal misfortunes into a success stor...

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THE SCORCH IS COMING

This semester is gradually and slowly heading towards it's heated period, few of us have already started to feel the scotch of its heat, so we try to mentally and physically, and in anyway prepare for the this period of intense heat so we don't get burnt. Still I cannot fail to mention that there are courses that act as special doses of sleeping drugs-...

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HOSTEL NIGHT IN FUNAAB

So tonight, hostel night party was cancelled for the excuse that FUNAAB doesn't allow overnight events and meanwhile  the FUNAAB SUG night concert still holds. Speculations from sources (who have refused to be named) said some of the SUG excos were present at the hostel...

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Water scarcity in Umar Kabir this morning

This is the situation of water for students in the UK hall of FUNAAB this morning. Students had to queue to fetch a bucket of wate...

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#ATW2D

A Thousand Ways 2 Dance !!!  After much delay,12pm turned to 2pm... Taichi and Arole kicked the show off as the hosts, even though we didn't feel Taichi, guy why now? But "Arole oshi, Arole weyrey", host/comedian killed the show, he was a natural with his jokes and...

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RUCKUS at YAKUB as the GNS lecturer takes drastic actions

We definitely aren't secondary school students anymore, so I don't see any reason we should be treated as one. Why should a lecturer chase students out of a lecture halls because of 'textbooks'?. Textbooks they made and want to sell every last copy through hook or crook mean...

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HOW TO SPOT WOMANIZERS IN CHURCH

Before getting dressed for church this morning, I was actually reminiscing when I saw a picture harkening back to those times when my friends and I used to be a chronic womanizer in the church and how I was later transformed into a new creature according to II Cor 5:17.This...

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PRIVATE SCHOOL TEACHER KILLS PROPIETOR'S GRANDAUGHTER

A private school teacher in Ogun State, has allegedly killed a 10-year-old granddaughter of the proprietor of the school where he teaches in Esugbon community, Itamerin, Ijebu-Ife area of Ogun State. The motive behind the killing of the innocent child, was said to be due...

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JUDGE NOT

Judge not,and ye shall not be judged:condemn not,and ye shall not be condemned:forgive and ye shall be forgiven. We all judge people everyday without even  noticing it,,thats fine i think,but what are your next thoughts after you notice it,,our bodies are  incapable...

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Last Friday Night

Osheeey!!!  If you weren't there, then you jonzed a lot, its a normal saying that ' funaab has a social life of zero on a scale of 10 ' , but lastnight turned out to be fun filled at isolu- which is even said to be the most boring part off campus...

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Funaab from the camera lenses of a Funaabite. The picture gives us a landscape view of funaabs hostel, unlike how we see it every other day, this picture is just in itself "UNIQUE" . Walk down that COLAMRUD road, carry this picture in your head, and see it from his view.... PHOTO...

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TODAY In_FUNAAB

I should probably describe this morning as chaotic, the sudden hike in the transport prices due to the current economic status of this country "so they claim" and the incapability of the funaab mancot buses to...

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TRAGIC; ACCIDENT CLAIM'S LIFE OF A YOUNG GIRL

Report reaching us says that a truck who lost control of its brake hit a young girl of about 12yrs old today, and the truck was reportedly burn...

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IMPORTANT NOTICE.......... My fellow funabites, At this point in time we are faced with a great transportation challenge that is caused by the current fuel scarcity and increase in pump price nationwide. This has led to the commercial transporters plying our school to increase...

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Osheey Spending Dollars

"Good afternoon ma, I wan buy pure water" "Good afternoon o ma pikin, how many u wan buy?" "Give me twenty naira own" "Ok I dey com...

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