A Thousand Ways To Matriculate ...

Matriculate!
 But don't loose your GOWN.
Matriculate!!
 But don't loose your MATRIC CAP.
Matriculate!!!
 But don't cause trouble.
Matriculate!!!!
 But don't convocate that same day.
Matriculate!!!!!
 Don't start failing.
Matriculate!!!!!!
 But don't end up in senate.

Happy Matriculation day Fresher's.


Today at ceremonial hall in Funaab, our freshers had their matriculation ceremony, after several postponments, they finally had it in the 6th week since resumption.

 Osheey!!

Compared to last year, the turn up was encouraging, students were dressed up in different styles, you could tell from their dress sense the kind of personality they had. Different brands(well known brands) came out in numbers to celebrate our Freshers. MTN, AIRTEL, INDOMIE, MINIMIE CHINCHIN, also coming out in numbers where departments, dragging their freshmen to their respective tents, making it all lively and fun.

Dance competitions here and there, 'awon basketballers for indomie' where even there, and "our mummy's" from God knows where also graced us with their,

appearance, ribbons, prayers and appeals for monetary funds. Not missing this occassion are our amiable camera men, they were even more camera men than students. The camera booths were everywhere, presidential booth, holy matrimony booth, the 'I'm just a student booth' , name it, all of them were here in accordance.
Churches also came out to support their own, the likes of NFCS, Chapel of Grace e.t.c


But all in, it was fun..
But we had to hear from the mouths of our celebrated freshers. From in_FUNAAB's correspondents,this is what a few of them had to say about the matriculation day and the past 6weeks they've spent in Funaab;
DORCAS: "I didn't make in for the Matriculation speech, I came late, the door was locked. The matric was 'sha there' , and Funaab after 6weeks has been "BORING" .

BLESSING: " The matric was boring jaare, the arrangement was poor, this is so not cool, I came late and they shut us out" .FUNAAB is boring.

F.M: " All the fresh girls are with their mummy and daddy jaare, they forming fresh for us, anyways sha, its not tha bad " . FUNAAB is a dulling school.

SHINA: " I think the matric day is fun and exciting, I have being to so many tents and they doing fun things there, its cool" . FUNAAB is a good school asides the stress, I think its a beautiful school.

Talking to several staylites, all they had to say is that "this matric was better than the last, and that this set of freshers would spark up life in FUNAAB.

From the whole of FUNAAB, and the crew(in_FUNAAB, IPOSTFUNAAB, rebel_GANG) , we welcome y'all freshers to FUNAAB. Enjoy your stay in FUNAAB and have a blast.....

Osheeey FRESHER's
Once again!
HAPPY MATRICULATION DAY