#HELPYANMIFE SAVE A LIFE TODAY!

Good day Sirs and Mas 🙏🏾

We all know that part of what makes us Human is helping people who need our support and impacting lives in every way we can. Yanmife Iyanu Akinsanya is a final year student of our university,

ALL I HAVE IS ME

(Photo credit : ig @emit_k)

I don't wear fancy clothes,
Never could afford them,
I don't fancy shoes,
I won't know what to do with them,

PLACE YOUR ORDERS NOW!!!!!!!!!

Hello there,walking boutique is the best clothing store in funaab,yes you read that right,"the best!" This is simply because of the mobility of their organisation,they are a boutique with a shop without stand,

THE PROBLEM WITH MEN

(Photo credit: Jaiyeola daniel)

You Find a Handsome One
The Brain is empty 💁 😂 😂 😂 😂
You Find a Brilliant One
He looks Like a Masquerade

THANKS TO FUNAABITES, OUR READERS, SPONSORS AND WINNERS

Yes finally tomorrow is Friday, the end of another exhausting week and We're glad about this and we're pretty sure you all are too and the funny truth is that some students will probably just resume tomorrow, well we all have our reasons, not to criticize anyone.

DO YOU APPRECIATE YOURSELF?

There was a time when i was shy and timid,too shy to participate in social gatherings,group works and even interact with the opposite sex. Every single detail about me bothered me;my face,my hair,how I smile,how I walk or how I talk

FUNAABITE BURNS TO DEATH

According to reports; the deceased was said to be a 500 level student of the College of Engineering in FUNAAB but the mystery behind his presence at Iwoye Ketu is still unknown.

THROWBACK JAM: JAYCE_ENI SUN

UPDATES OF #INFUNAABPHOTOCON ON #INFUNAAB INSTAGRAM (@IN_FUNAABSIGHTS)

Our Top 3 contestants in the ongoing #InFunaabPhotoCon as tallied at 12:00am Sunday, 24th of July, 2016.

Name them if you know them 😉😉

IT IS GOOD TO BE BAD

Have you ever wondered why the bad guy always gets the girls? (Maybe your girlfriend also). You were faithful and attentive but she cheated on you anyways.

Updates From The Ongoing FUNAABSU Football Tournament 2016

It has been a great day in the ongoing SUG tournament 2016. Of the eight matches played today, just a single draw was recorded and of the rest, a winner emerged.

BOBO BY LAYO - NEW TUNE ALERT !!!

DOWNLOAD TRACK HERE

🎼Bobo by Layo (mama cover)🎼

PHOTO OF THE DAY ...

Hilarious right!!!

A wooden shed with AIR CONDITIONER...
LOL...

REASONS WHY FUNAABS PRE-ADMISSION EXERCISE WAS CANCELLED

 COMRADE OLAOTAN LAWAL ISHOLA 11:04:00




It obvious that Aspirants who choosed FUNAAB will be in great shock has the university management has officially

FUNAAB PRE-ADMISSION SCREENING POSTPONED

New Update on the Portal (admission.unaab.edu.ng):

20-Jul-2016 (2:41pm): Prospective candidates are hereby informed that the Pre-Admission Screening Exercise earlier scheduled to hold between Monday 25th and Wednesday 27th August 2016 (We are sure what was meant was July) has been postponed. New days (dates) will be communicated.

This would mean that the shortlist for the Pre-Admission screening that was meant to be released today, would not be released today again.


Source: Funaab Juice

THURSDAY DECLARED LECTURE FREE BY ASUU FUNAAB

Articulate Funaabites, the Students' Union is using this conduit to inform funaabites that tomorrow has been CONFIRMED as a lecture free day by the academic staff Union of universites (FUNAAB chapter)

Signed:
Com olaotan LAWAL ISHOLA AKA LEO
FUNAABSU PRO
58DABD30

BAN IN FUNAAB HOSTEL

Most of the hostelites came back from class yesterday meet new set of rules stated below

The new rule amongst other new set of rules which were issued by the Students Affairs Division Office for Hostelites and visitors could be visibly seen on the notice boards of the school's hostels today. The rules are:

1. No male visitor/student should be allowed into the female hostel rooms, except common rooms.

NEW JAM ALERT-ETIQUETTE X SPANGZ_ ADUKE

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The wait is over!!!!!!!!

FUNAABS fast rising young acts finally release their long awaited

Track....

ETIQUETTE and SPANGZ cooked up one hell of a joint

#TALK TUESDAY!!!! - WOULD YOU?

Saw this pic on instagram
And they wanted to know if you'll dump this cup full worms on your head
For .....

LAST DAY OF WAITING!!!!!

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INFUNAAB PHOTOCON
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InFunaab Photocon is simply a photo exhibition contest.
Your entries are basically photographs you take in Funaab that you find beautiful and awesome, they could be selfies or full pictures of yourself or pictures with friends or could also be pictures of the beautiful landscape or environment, anywhere on campus or off campus.

THE PROSTITUTE DIARY: CLAIMS TO HAVE SLEPT WITH 5000+ MEN IN NAIROBI!!!

64-year-old Rosemary Johns is said to be oldest prostitute living in Nairobi.

The mother of 8 in a story published on popular Nairobi newspaper, Standard Media, reveals how she has slept with over 5000 men

2 MORE DAYS TO GO....STAY ONLINE

Ehn Ehen Ehn 👂👂👂
Una good morning oo 🙏🙏🙏
Time no dey to check time  🌊🌊🌊
Like play like play e remain 2 days b4 Photocon go shele 😎😎😎
Funaabites una don tire to wait abi?
No Worry, Make una kpompiii !!! 😀😀😀
Lekanzee Online Stores don ready oo 👔👕👚
Na just una pictures remain 💢💢💢
Run go carry ur best one now now 🏃🏃🏃
Make ee dey ground oo 💪💪💪
#InFunaabPhotoCon #InFunaab

Its Man Crush Monday

My people... How's it going??... With school opening officially today... What better way to hit y'all up than this...

13most ABUSED WORDS USED BY NIGERIANS

English is Nigeria’s official language, though there over 521 languages spoken in the country. Sometimes, Nigerians tend to abuse some words, overusing them in the wrong text.

3 MORE DAY'S TO GO......

3 days, oh yeah, 3 daysss !!! 👌👌👌

Yo' heard? Yo' ready? 🏃🏃🏃
It's gonna be AWESOMEEEE 💃💃💃
We can't wait for what you got ? 🙌🙌🙌
What you stand to win ? 💎💎💎
Marfol Vintage Wears on that too 👔👕👚
Get your photographs ready Funaabites !!! 💢💢💢
Leggooooo !!! 🌊🌊🌊
#InFunaabPhotoCon #InFunaab

MUST WATCH MOVIES!!!!

It's the start of another week and as usual, we good folks at Pulse bring you great ways to spend the time.
What better way to ease off the stress of the week than watch a good movie.

With that in mind, check out our list of movies currently showing in cinemas across Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt.

4DAYS MORE TO INFUNAABS PHOTOCON!!!

Just 4 daysss moreee !!! 😱😱😱

Funaabites are y'all ready yet ??? 🔥🔥🔥
You really don't wanna miss this one 🌊🌊🌊
That's right, Walking Boutique on this too 💪💪💪
Go get your pictures readyyy !!! 💯💯💯
#InFunaabPhotoCon #InFunaab

UNILORIN UPDATE: WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING

So, I have decided to let the world know my plight and, that of my fellow helpless, confused, sometimes tired and, confused student.

What you are about to read are nothing but the truth but, I will propose means to verify my claims.

COUNTDOWN TO INFUNAABS PHOTOCON ON INSTAGRAM

5DAYS MORE!!!!

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INFUNAAB PHOTOCON
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InFunaab Photocon is simply a photo exhibition contest.
Your entries are basically photographs you take in Funaab that you find beautiful and awesome, they could be selfies or full pictures of yourself or pictures with friends or could also be pictures of the beautiful landscape or environment, anywhere on campus or off campus.
So snap it, post it, exhibit it, and YOU STAND A CHANCE of WINNING an AMAZING PRIZE for LIKES !!!
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The Rules Are Simple ♻♻
#1 Maximum entry of 1 picture with hashtags (#inFunaabPhotocon) & (#inFunaab) [no hashtag no entry]
#2 You must be following @in_funaabsights on IG
#3 Tag people to like your pictures as they're reposted on our IG page
#4 The likers must follow our IG page and only the likes of followers will be counted ( results will be posted on our blog for 3 random times during the days, links would be on our IG bio )
#5 Acknowledge the result on the blog by commenting with your IG usernames
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1ST PLACE GETS --A VINTAGE SHIRT,A TIE, A CAKE AND A FREE MAKEOVER.

2ND PLACE GETS -- A ROUND NECK AND A LONGSLEEVE SHIRT
3RD PLACE GETS -- A VINTAGE SHIRT AND A DELUXE CAP
Entries start on the 20th of July and ends on the 23rd of July.
Winners would be announced on the 24th of July and receive their Prizes on the 25th of July. ⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩ANTICIPATE⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪
▶▶▶▶INFUNAAB PHOTOCON◀◀◀◀ !!! AND GET YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS READY !!!
🔆Brought to you by The InFunaab Bloggerhouse🔆
🔅Proudly sponsored by Lekanzee Online Mall✖ Marfol Vintage Wears ✖ Walking Boutique ✖Subby's Cakes✖RXtyles Wardrobe ✖ Abstouch X IpostFunaab ✖ BrightNATION

UPDATES FROM THE RECENTLY POSTPONED PRESS CONFERENCE

All we're saying: give us Denco
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Here are pictures of the postponed conference that took place yesterday at SUB around 12pm.

CAN REACT TO THE MURDER OF RCCG EVANGELIST

The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN ) has called on President Muhammadu Buhari and state governors in the country to make sure that perpetrators of unprovoked attacks against Christians and murder of some Christian leaders are brought to justice.

RELATIONSHIP TALKS: NOT ENOUGH!!

Am I not just enough for him?, don't I show enough care to her?,what else can I do to make him love me?,Can't she just be like the way I want her to be?...
These are confusing questions that wallow through the mind of couples these days. Relationship could be really complicated but at the same time there are easy solutions to fix problems.

COM. LAMMY VOICES OUT AND CALLS FOR A CONFERENCE

Articulate Funaabites!!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Ever since we got inaugurated as Executives, I have been conservative on comments I make because I do not want to rock the boat, so i decide to keep mute on several injustices being perpetrated by President Denco and his 4-man Executives, but now I have been pushed to the wall and it's time Funaabites know what the real issues are;

BUSINESS EXCELLENCE SUMMIT 2016

FUNAABITES ARE YOU READY?
YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THIS!!!

Business Excellence Summit 2016 is HERE!!!!
THEME- START-UP: A KEY TO SUSTAINABLE IMPACT.
GATE FEE------ IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE (Register via the link
http://bit.ly/bes2016
Participation is  by Registration)
Date--20TH JULY 2016
Venue-POST GRADUATE HALL, FUNAAB.
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FACILITATORS: PROF(MRS) OLAJUMOKE FAMILONI, DIRECTOR, CONSULTANCY SERVICES, LEAD CITY UNIVERSITY

MR JIDE OGUNLEYE, CEO, DENARO PROPERTIES LTD

ADEWALE SALAMI, MARKETING INSIGHT MANAGER, MTN

FEMI AKINBOLA,LECTURER/FESTCASH PARTNER
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For sponsorship / enquiries, contact
TOBI (08037476961)
FESTUS (07038614796).
For Reservation of seat:
 http://bit.ly/bes2016 or
TEXT or WHATSAPP your NAME, NUMBER, BUSINESS NAME,E-MAIL  and GENDER to this number 07038614796
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#Ipostfunaab

PARENTS

I am not a dad yet, but someday I'll be one, I don't even know if I'll be one. But above all things I pray I become a good dad.

Parenting is not the simplest job on earth, its frustrating, annoying( my dad must have reasoned killing me at some point, am not the everyday happy kid), but above all it's the one thing everybody wants- the joy of parenthood, being called a dad or mom.

2016 SUG CUP DRAWS UPDATED

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SLOT 1: COLFHEC A ,COLFHEC B ,COLERM A ,COLERM B

SLOT 2: COLAMRUD A, COLMARUD B , COLANIM A, COLANIM B

SLOT3 COLPLANT A , COLPLANT B, COLBIOS A. COLBIOS B

SLOT  : COLPHY A, COLPHYS B , COLVET A , COLVET B

SLOT 5: COLMAS A , COLMAS B, COLENG A. COLENG B

Note A - 100& 200 LEVEL
B- 300,400 ,500 &600L

RELATIONSHIP TALKS THE CONVERSATIVE EDITION:-

**IS DISTANT RELATIONSHIP REALLY WORTH IT? **


The problem with distant relationship these days is that people take public opinions paramount even before given it a trial. One thing is that the belief we create is what makes us and the mindset we have is what leads.

It's woman crush Wednesday.

Hi guys...
So we broke a jinx on Monday by hosting a fresher on MCM...
So who says we can't do the same for WCW... Lemme see your hands up... Okay Nobody...

Okay okay okay....
Let's cut to the chase...

For WCW, like I earlier said we're hosting a fresher...... I'm amazed as to the level of entrepreneurship which this lady possesses... She has a high business brain....
She's a fresher, but she doesn't seem fresh to the whole game....we spoke to her concerning her fashion business... And all we sensed in her was a lady with big prospects and big dreams...
Business brain, intelligence,a hard worker, entrepreneurial skills... What else have I not mentioned... She is very beautiful, believe me...
She's the complete package, she has everything... If there's something I forgot to mention... Trust me... She has it already...
First off, when I came across pictures of her hand-made Bags, they left we awed... She's really good at what she does with fabrics, she's very creative...honestly its been a while i saw someone this skilled...

A Lady with good prospects and a vocation to add to it.... What else mahn???....

So here we go..

Name: Bilesanmi Aminat ololade
Nickname: MinaBills
 Dept: Entrepreneurial studies
(Hmmm.... No wonder, I see where all the business brain is coming from..)

Dislikes: I don't like pretence, dishonesty and lazy people..

Best qoute: "what is worth doing is worth doing well", just keep moving, failure will come and go but you never can tell which hustle would be fruitful

Here's what Minabills had to say about herself..

Short bio: I'm friendly,very ambitious and hardworking, love cooking,exploring cus  i'm very inquisitive,I'm also creative,love reading inspirational books and discipline,I don't tolerate shit! I like being realistic with people,I mean people should know the real you.
I'm aspiring to become a big fashion designer,Anticipate and support me!
But for now I make Ankara bags and accessories,I can make anything with a fabric!

So there you go Guys... That's minabills...
I'll leave y'all with pictures of her with her products.. I'm sure you'll love them...

Nice products aren't they??...

Now Guys why not stop stressing yourself in thinking about what to buy your girlfriend as a birthday present or as a gift.. When you've got MINABILLS products to pick from.... Believe me, if that babe dey vex for you before, she go forgive you... if you're just planning on running package... Walaahi, she go answer you sharp sharp...
That's what MINABILLS products can bring to you...
When I have my own Bae, I'll buy for her too... Lmaoo....

If you're interested in getting her products, which I'm very sure y'all are already drooling over...

You can get in touch with MINABILLS through her Instagram page @ MINABILLS



Instagram Page: MINABILLS


Alright guys.... See y'all next week .   .
Happy Ramadan...

PROMO ! PROMO!! PROMO!!!

Kaboom clothings throw the biggest promo ever seen

See details in picture above

ANTICIPATE!!! INFUNAABS PHOTOCON!!!

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INFUNAAB PHOTOCON
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InFunaab Photocon is simply a photo exhibition contest.
Your entries are basically photographs you take in Funaab that you find beautiful and awesome, they could be selfies or full pictures of yourself or pictures with friends or could also be pictures of the beautiful landscape or environment, anywhere on campus or off campus.
So snap it, post it, exhibit it, and YOU STAND A CHANCE of WINNING an AMAZING PRIZE for LIKES !!!

THE VOICE OF LOVE

We've thought and reasoned with hatred,
birthing lots of mayhem,
With a loud end of 'amen'
Diverse frames of atrocities,
Like a reverse flow of electricity.

It's Man crush Monday..

Hey guys.... Its Monday again...so soon...
Seems the clock is running a little fast these days....
Anyways... You know what we do on Mondays...
Okay so for the first time on MAN CRUSH MONDAY we're hosting a fresher...
I've come to notice the shit load of hot girls and cute guys who gained admission this session..
In short they too plenty.. Chai.. E nor easy...
The beginning of a new academic session is like that time of the year where the floodgates of babes opens,  Where Funaab boys come and fetch....
 Lol....

Okay okay... Let me spare y'all  the cock and bull story and get on with it...

CHOOSING ONE AND THE CHOSEN ONE

One thing with relationships is that it could get complicated and unsorted. I know some individuals could find it difficult choosing one and also finding the chosen one.
People seek for counsel or advice from friends or counsellors in choosing between a number of guys or ladies. They get into a relationship, then find another guy or lady with an amazing feature or locate to another environment and fall in love with a new guy and by the time they know it becomes a twist and they are entangled with different guys/ladies.

NEW ON INSTAGRAM

With one step at a time we're gradually there,building bridges,making connections,breaking new grounds,turning the searchlight on how to best keep you all posted. We're proud to announce to you all that our instagram account has just been launched and opened for posting,so log on now to instagram and follow us @Ipostfunaab we would ff back ASAP!

#DJ OBI WORLD RECORD

The syndik8 records’ official disc jockey, Obi Ajuonuma (DJ
Obi) has put Nigeria on the world map by breaking the
Guinness World Record for the Longest Marathon Club DJing.

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT

Dare to stand out,
Even when all others sit in,
Dare to swim against the tide,
Even when everyone else goes with the flow,
Dare to be yourself,
Even if imitating others feels so good,
Dare to strike out,
Even though you feel better being in the "crew",
Dare to find your own path,
Even though threading behind others feels secure,
Dare to make your own way,
Even if it is going to be tedious,
Dare to dream,
Dare to hope,
Dare to make wishes,
Dare to be unique,
Dare to be outstanding,
Dare to follow your imagination,
Even if others say you are weird,
Dare to be that lone voice saying YES!
Even if everyone else says NO!

Dare to be rational,
Dare to be articulate,
Dare to be compassionate,
Dare to be human,
Even though the constant competition tends to bring out the animal in us,
Dare to smile,
Even if those around you are frowning,
Dare to see the good in others,
Even if they don't see it in themselves,
Dare to trust,
And if it gets broken,dare to trust again,
Dare to live,
Dare to love,
Dare to be the real you,
And cos the real you is different from everyone else,
Dare to be different.

            @L.M.A